jake

jobless loser {↗ Promoted}

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

RIP to all the gay people that died because the NHL didn’t change their profile picture on twitter. 🙏🙏 https://t.co/wWLonXQua3

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

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[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 2 Likes. See yours with https://t.co/xHsXRi0qqB

[Ethical Tank Observer @cowtownbeefshaq]

This is the worst take in the history of takes, maybe ever.

[Seth @sethdarby]

And the award for policeman name of the year 2019 goes to....

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

Almost forgot how much this app sucks cock!

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 9 Likes. See yours with https://t.co/xHsXRi0qqB

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

Its a bad day because tom wilson still has feeling in all 4 limbs

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

This is like watching 2 dumpsters shot at each other from cannons. I don’t care at all if Tom Wilson’s career is over.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Tom Wilson hurt after blindside hit from Ryan Reaves

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 5 Likes. See yours with https://t.co/xHsXRi0qqB

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

George HW Bush was 94. Are people really surprised he died?

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

The video of the Sportsnet guy asking how Lundqvist performs in the playoffs when he’s top 20 all time in postseason save % and is the best game 7 goalie ever is just wild.

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

My week on Twitter 🎉: 6 Mentions, 2 Likes, 2 New Followers, 6 Replies. See yours with https://t.co/xHsXRi0qqB

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

@ddezgoatjames Im not gonna accept your homosexual propaganda anymore james

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

Congrats to all the teenage girls posting shit about “im thankful for wine” today. Youre becoming degenerate middle aged alcoholics just like your mothers

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

Cause u cant tenderize something thats already been cooked

[jake @PowerpIayGoal]

The best way to tenderize a turkey is to fuck it. Raw.