The Honorable Dr. President Elect Dan Esq. III

American Person - #BanMe
See you on Parler @PowersOfDan

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@RonnyJacksonTX There are over 300k national guardsmen. A group of 10k could stand 1000ft apart along the entire 1,950 miles of the US/Mexico border.

[The Honorable Dr. President Elect Dan Esq. III @PowersofDan]

@scrowder @DonaldJTrumpJr Did Google change their search or did you not do the homework you said you had? Love the show, and you are usually right on the money...

[The Honorable Dr. President Elect Dan Esq. III @PowersofDan]

@VaynerMedia someone should take a look at the sizing on these logos from your website...

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#WokeCoke #WokeACola

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Time travel (retardation) has been discovered by @elonmusk and @tesla!

Drive your Ford 60mph for 1000 miles, it takes 17hrs with fuel stops.

Drive your Tesla 60mph for 1000 miles, it takes 21hrs with fuel stops.

Beat a Ford in a 1000 mile race and I'll be on board.

#roadtrip

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@laraseligman Sounds like Trump

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#DMX https://t.co/y2gN5T1uBv

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@RepTimRyan @HouseDemocrats What's a $7 million American?

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@beyingram No, this version https://t.co/vheD6dcFan

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Arm yourself with more helpful infographics here: https://t.co/6vzpmYEbIo

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@nathanbrand @ComfortablySmug Lol, @dbongino

[Return Assured @ReturnAssured]

@catturd2

@HouseCracka

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#ManlyCommandments
Thou shalt not feel (feelings or little kids)

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

It has come to our attention that literally every story we have ever published is completely made up. We would like to retract all of our articles. We apologize for the confusion.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Boom

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@Timcast Yep. The real thing to mock are the crossfit standards. Ouchh! Not for me.

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I will not apologize for Canadians

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#PEACEandLOVE

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@robbystarbuck @gregkellyusa That or the weed mixed with his SSRIs and took him for a ride... 4 days though? I don't know what keeps you up 4 days on one toke.