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A girl in my english class was asked the following "I before E except after C, right?" Her responce "And sometimes Y." Welcome to America...

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The price of Nigeria just emailed me asking for 5grand and in return he'll send me 75grand from his underground timeshare. So fresh!

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Free tanning for a week at desert sun. Heck yeah!

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Mark: "Girls don't fart." Me: "I know they don't, they do something else..." Mark: "What?" Me: "Sneeze."

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Just found all my 7th-12th grade papers. Oh the memories...

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My hair cutter lady just asked, "Which way do you style your hair." My response, "I go both ways." No homo

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Just took a fatty dump, it feels like I just got forgiven... Alot

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Just finished the 300 workout with pastor mark. Respect.

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Can preganet chicks drive in the carpool lane?

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listened to every song in my ipod at work, and i still have 2 more hours left. Round two here we come!

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I see a rainbow! One gay baby was just born...

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If tonight was Jesus' last supper he'd break rice krispee treats and share koolaid with his disciples.

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Just sweet talked outta getting a ticket. I love America

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I spy with my little eye 3 mormons in my neighborhood.

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The Christian substitute cuss word,-Man. Example: "Man this sucks!" "Son of a man!"

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I'm gonna kill the firstborn of the next person i see wearing a sounders jersey.

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What starts with an F and ends in a uck? --Firetruck

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A true friend sticks closer then a brother.

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Wasting my life at the don't waste your life concert

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just drove an 09 430 spider ferrari. Ry sweet!