Preston Parsons

[Five Tool Colorado @FiveToolCO]

.@Slammersbasball McCann 2028's Cooper Parsons ropes one out to right and comes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run. #FiveToolSpeed

Creek (CO) 2028 #uncommitted

@conniemackwsbb Qualifier

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[Five Tool Colorado @FiveToolCO]

.@Slammersbasball McCann 2028's Cooper Parsons rips one down the left field line for a triple.

Creek (CO) 2028 #uncommitted

@conniemackwsbb Qualifier

Profile: https://t.co/ZVGzbWYB4W

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

@SenWarren The folks from the typical family have the same opportunity in America that Elon had to make himself into a trillionaire. Quit complaining about it and go do it. Thats the difference between you and us Ms. Warren. Please reply to me from your private jet flight home tonight.

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

@AlexiLalas @TaylorTwellman @stoolpresidente Is it me… or does anyone else think the only reason FIFA instituted a “hydration break” twice each match is because it allows them to sell commercial time that doesn’t happen during normal soccer matches…. smells of an @nfl tactic.

[Heidi Ganahl @heidiganahl]

Woke has consequences 🙄

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Less than 25 years apart

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

$22 million spent on steak and lobster for our troops

$9 billion of fraud in Minnesota

Guess which one Democrats are more mad about

[Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis]

When the left says we can’t have religion involved in politics, they really just mean Christianity.

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

The enemy is inside the gates.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS? What are we even doing here? If you support terrorists groups either stay in jail for life or get kicked out of the country forever. This is what terrorist groups what to do. Kill Americans. Feel like I’m taking crazy pills

[Elephant Signal 🐘🇺🇸 @ElephantSignal]

🚨BREAKING: Retired Marine Joey Jones just NAILED IT on VOTER ID: "If you can't handle proving you're a citizen...I don't give a D*MN if you don't vote again, because I don't CARE what you have to say!"

“If that’s mean or elitist, I really don’t care! And if you’re a politician and those are the people you’re advocating for, I really hope you lose too!"

“If you’re going to be in the greatest and most prosperous country in the world, you should want to take part in it and give a little to do it."

"JFK said ‘don’t ask what your country can do but ask what you can do for your country’: You can find your birth certificate and go get a free ID to vote. That is what you can do for your country!" 🇺🇸

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

Do you firmly support this?

A. Huge Yes
B. No

IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!!

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

Was that a 50? Give him a ribbon.

[betr @betr]

Jaxson Hayes single-handedly canceled the dunk contest for the rest of history.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Rand Paul *FIRES BACK* at Katie Couric for downplaying ICE arrests of violent criminals🚨

COURIC: "14% [is] such a low percentage of 400k people!"

PAUL: "If your daughter gets r*ped & he's one of the 14%, I don't think you're gonna quibble about whether it's 14 or 64."

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

Penalties for Illegal Entry:

🇸🇬 Singapore: 6 months in prison.

🇷🇺 Russia: 2 years in labor camp

🇮🇳 India: 8 years in prison

🇵🇰 Pakistan: 10 years in prison

🇰🇵 North Korea: Death penalty

🇺🇸 USA: Free housing, healthcare, education, food, transportation, phones, cash…

🤔

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

@BillClinton @carlquintanilla Like you did the last time you held a “public hearing” just in order to lie about not having sexual relations with a woman?! Sorry Willy, you have zero credibility. You’re a sick excuse for a man.

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

I know ESPN loves Dan Orlovsky but the day he figured out you make more money acting like Stephen A. Smith than just breaking down the games fairly he’s become one of the worst watches in sports media and that’s why he’s getting paid.

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

@Worththefight47 @CHSAA @LegendHSFB If those 18 kids would have went to the schools they were supposed to of, you probably would have had 12 schools instead of the 4! 😂😂😂. It’s a sad situation here in Colorado. Coaches and parents prioritize winning over development and teaching of life skills. It’s really sad

[Preston Parsons @Ppars5]

@Coachbwright4 @wright7jake @AdrianCollegeFB Congrats Jake!

[Cole Parsons @ColeParsons_5]

After a great conversation with @coachscottparr8 I am blessed to receive an offer to play at @JavelinaFB !!
@cjrecruiting2 @jrbennet