Michael Scott

the worst thing about prison was the dementors (parody acc, just for fun! no affiliation with @theofficenbc)

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@ProllyNotDJT You know what, you should nominate him as your new VP! Two skinny stable geniuses taking on the haters once and for all!

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

hello darkness my old friend
what if seinfeld didnt end

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

What do you think the punishment should be for unruly passengers on airlines?

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

What’s the best career advice you ever got?

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@ProllyNotDJT Kevin Malone says the same thing about the toilets here in the office! Maybe you guys can brainstorm sometime soon!

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@G_Riuliani Look on the bright side! Maybe you guys can be bunkmates in prison and team up to defeat the dementors.

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

Don’t drop da soap! Don’t drop da soap!

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Breaking on @CNN: Trump adviser Steve Bannon has been indicted by a federal grand jury.

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

Guess who’s back in action, baby?

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@IAmNotJackWalsh Mo money, mo problems.

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

This is why we need another Fun Run Race for the Cure

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A man woke to a bat on his neck and declined vaccines. Weeks later, he died of rabies. https://t.co/kFOzuxCrBk

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

Just get Dwight involved and it’s all over

[Dylan Burns 🦀 @DylanBurns1776]

ok tom I am all ears

How

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

This is Roger Stone’s Halloween costume? FFS. (Telegram)

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@chenweihua Nice

[The Office Memes @OfficeMemes_]

Michael Scott - the fastest man alive

[Eliza Relman @eliza_relman]

Cuomo included photos of Obama and Bush hugging *hurricane victims* in his 85-page defense, most of which is pictures

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

@RudyGiuliani Why not trial by combat?