Andrew Simon

Everybody's so different, I haven't changed

[Andrew Simon @PplsRepOfAndrew]

Pretty sure I was a seagull in another life
1) I always want to be at the beach
2) everyone hates me
3) give me a fucking fry

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

the democrats picking joe biden over bernie sanders in 2020 when a map of donations looked like this is what guaranteed a trump win in 2024

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

The first thing Trump did after winning was call Netanyahu to talk about war with Iran

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[🇭🇹💋EXSTACY💋🇭🇹 @RoseSensu]

I love when they say the quiet part out loud

[Annie Waldman @AnnieWaldman]

Calgary stopped adding fluoride to its water in 2011.

What happened?

"The need for intravenous antibiotic therapy by children to avoid death by infection rose 700% at the Alberta Children’s Hospital." - Dr. James Dickinson @ University of Calgary

https://t.co/UVRewk3ggy

[femke🦋 @inlauvperry]

"Biden is too old & has dementia. He's not fit to be president" and yet you all elected someone even older and demented

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

people hated food prices in Biden's economy so much they voted for a guy who wants to impose massive tariffs and deport a million farm workers

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

MAGA admits it

[LonerBox @BoxLoner]

I guess the theory now is that democrats were able to rig an election when they were the opposition but they couldn't rig it when they had the presidency for 4 years lol

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

He’s going to inherit another booming economy and immediately start taking credit for record unemployment and stock market gains. After a full year of calling it the worst in the world. And he’ll crash it all over again and leave the mess for a Democrat to clean up, again.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

[Justin @jdabre11]

People were rightly upset about Biden's age and then turned around and voted in another 78 year old. Get the fuck outta here man.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

seriously, let this map sink in.

Trump gained ground *everywhere*

running to the left or picking Shapiro wouldn’t have saved Kamala.

a majority of voters bought what Trump is selling, and he outperformed Republican congressional candidates everywhere.

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

> be democrats
> pull the economy out of a crater
> rebuild manufacturing in the USA
> pump up the stock markets to record highs
> bring unemployment to the lowest rate in decades
> lose

[m’kaila🫀 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw