Pr1ncipal

[JT @jiratickets]

another day at the air conditioned office where i get paid to eat private equity snacks and drink from the infinite intelligence faucet on my computer

[Nic Conley @niconley]

this guy has been selling AI agents for the last 18 months.

His biggest takeaway: businesses don’t need fancy ai agents.

they need boring AI automations.

$500 workflows that replace $50K employees.

that’s the alpha right now

[Michael Egorov @newmichwill]

Ok guys. Software we build cannot be compliant, however much we try otherwise.

Let's build non-compliant software: there's no other choice

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

New record #DDoS attack: 5.8 Tbps peak. @Cloudflare systems automatically mitigated without any human intervention or anything slowing down. If you’re not using us for DDoS mitigation, call your current provider and ask what will happen when this beast comes for them.

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

>growing population
>Number 1 or 2 spot for education
>You can literally ride transit from the top to the bottom of the state on the same system
>Community colleges free for anyone making under $65k
>$15 state minimum wage

Haters will hate, but it's New Jersey

[Oscar 🌐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Tweets_of_Oscar]

Office jobs are literally peak human existence.

1) Clock in
2) Send some emails
3) Read some documents
4) Somehow get paid like 20x the value you would have earnt doing backbreaking subsistence farming
5) Leave the office
6) Have 8 more hours of free time before bed

[out of context baseball @baseballcontext]

🚨| BREAKING: Paul Skenes took his pizza rolls out of the air fryer, but they were not done yet. The Pirates pitcher will give them 2 more minutes to crisp

[@TMZ]

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

Edward Snowden is a hero for exposing the illegal surveillance the American government was doing on its own people.

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Edward Snowden is an American patriot.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

It’s probably understated how much social life is kept together by like 1 or 2 people per group who are the first movers who plan everything and ask people to go out, without which they keystone would be gone and no one would get together

[Pr1ncipal @Pr1ncipal1]

@pgh_scanner any news on why so many cops/ambulances in downtown? hearing about an injured officer on my scanner rn

[7/8 ♋️ @HOLLYWOODBEEZYY]

clearance sale finna go crazy and i need a new suit

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

It’s over

[The Rat @doctorofallrats]

@kosenjuu

[SoggyKiwi 🥝🧬 @KiwiSoggy]

@kosenjuu checkmate.

[Joel @JoelMetsNY]

Well with that Earthquake… there’s only one thing to do…