Rajesh and his wife Sheila were flying to Australia to celebrate their anniversary, when suddenly, over the PA system, the Pilot announces :
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have failed and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued as it is a totally unknown island. So we may have to live on the island for the rest of our lives !"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later after deep thought, Rajesh turns to his wife and still shaken from the crash landing, asks :
"Sheila, have we paid our Credit Card dues yet ?"
"Oh, No ! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,"
"And did you send the cheque for the auto loan this month?" he asks.
"Oh, Forgive me, Rajesh," begged Sheila. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajesh grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 15 years. Sheila pulls away and asks him, "So, why are you kissing me ?"
Rajesh: "We are Saved!!
HDFC & ICICI will find us!
Note : All the names are imaginary
😀😂😀😂
If you give him his own tweet to read
I can bet he will make 10 mistakes
After no of blunders, his bosses have now outsourced his account to someone else to type
Hi @abhijeet_dipke, who’s typing your tweets now a days ?
I hope cockroach will have the guts to reply honestly
🚨‼️Time for Hindus to come together and save our brave Hindu brother Bharat.
Islamists are harassing for the wonderful quotation on his auto.
This Aziz Ahmad holder of Hyderabad Deccan news handle is amplifying for action to be taken on him. Instigating his Islamists to take him down.
Request @BajrangDalOrg@VHPDigital@ShivaShakthiOrg to help our Hero Bharat.
He didn’t say anything wrong. He wrote below on his auto. He is talking about converts.
“Everyone born on this earth is a Hindu”
“Changing your religion is like changing your father”
( I presume he wrote that against conversion Mafia who are converting scores of Hindus to ✝️ but somehow these ☪️ ists are triggered)
Police should provide protection to him and arrest those Islamists for disturbing peace, instigating other ☪️ ists.
They can propagate in loud speakers 5 times a day that there’s no god other than Olah.
They can kill our Hindu girls in the form of love jihad.
Conversion Mafia can convert scores of Hindus forcibly.
But writing a quotation is hurting them?🤷🏻♂️