Practice Squad Papi

Career highlight: Almost made varsity

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Royals Fans would still complain about the parking….

[CONSTITUTION X 🇺🇸 @ConstitustionX]

🚨 SHOCKING: Muslim Politician DEFENDS RAPE in New York! 🚨
“A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape” — Zohran Mamdani’s disgusting excuse for skyrocketing rape numbers.
This is what Muslim “support” for rape looks like. It’s not a bug… it’s their culture.
The Prophet Mohammed married and had sex with Aisha when she was just 6 years old.
They normalize it. They defend it. And now they’re importing it into our streets while gaslighting victims.
Wake up, America! Deport this filth before it’s too late.
#RapeEpidemic #IslamicCulture #NewYorkHasFallen #WakeUp

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

Democrats went from “Believe all women”

to

“Depends on what you define as ‘rape’, really”

in record time.

[The Commish @CommishFilmRoom]

Bryce Harper just hit a ball that barely made it to the 2nd deck -- allegedly 442 feet

There is absolutely no way that Caglianone didn't clear 500 feet with this tater in the Home Run Derby

[dwiffy b. @dwif____]

enter jac caglianone’s dad

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

REPORT: Zack Hample caught 79 of 80 home runs hit in the first round of the Home Run Derby

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

A black family was killed yesterday in IL

BLM won't say a word about it because their 2 killers are black

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Jac Caglianone was hitting BOMBS

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#boycottfanduel

[jacob @ascending4th]

Jac Caglianone’s dad

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 New York City rent prices surge to new all-time high.

[Ray 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇲🇽 @Rheamund_]

Big shout-out to the Kansas City FIFA Fan-Fest. To many, an obscure city that got a World Cup venue ❤️🤍❤️

But it fully delivered and felt like an ACTUAL Soccer Festival 🏆⚽️

(I’m looking at you, Boston)

[Sluggerrr’s Buttcrack @sluggers_bc]

I’m going to blame Jac Caglianone derby on Alec Zumwalt

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

After watching the whole derby, you cannot convince me there was a HR hit further than this one

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

We’re getting old ❤️

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

New HR Derby format is a 10/10. Netflix broadcast 1/10.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The derby announcer anytime a home run is hit

[br_betting @br_betting]

Watching the last leg of your parlay sell after being -5000 live

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Jac’s dad is throwing gas and painting corners on him

[Ray 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇲🇽 @Rheamund_]

I’ve attended 5 FIFA-Fests in 5 different cities and here is how I would rank them 🎉⚽️

Kansas City (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Los Angeles (⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Seattle (⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Dallas (⭐️⭐️)
Vancouver (⭐️⭐️)