PraetorianJack

Northern Rockies. Backup account for @icantbeemoji
Falls asleep during dental procedures

[PraetorianJack @PraetorianJoe]

Haters gonna say its AI

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

They're calling it the gayest and most retarded moment in entertainment history.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Excellent question

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Speaking of black people drowning under mysterious circumstances…

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is like if Schindler’s List ended with an Imagine Dragons song

[The Based Liberal 🇺🇸⚛️ @LeBasedLiberal]

He did the meme

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

Some hot blonde chick who doesn’t know ball is going to steal this genius’ job.

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

Crazy how this happened and lasted about 6 hours in the news cycle.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

“Anyone trying to look into my crimes will be arrested.” If I were an evil king, this is exactly what I would do.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Gets here 5 minutes ago. Demands changes to the constitution.

[varrock @varrock]

>stops prosecuting robberies
>makes theft under $1k legal
>shops stop reporting robberies

"Wow robberies are down!"

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

I have fantastic news

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Can we revisit this now?

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

They're calling her the safest person ever in all of existence

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Zohran Mamdani is not an American.

[Rusty Shackleford 🟧 @RKBAShackleford]

Happy Independence Day to my fellow Americans.

Remember why we have our great nation.

The spirit of rebellion is in your heritage.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Which woman was safer on the metro?

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

That's pretty cool. Say something negative about Islam.

[Mark M @iwasmmueller88]

@nkalamb

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

“You have no jurisdiction over Americans and we will not cooperate with any investigations”

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Fun fact, one of Michael Jordan's rings is worth more than every ring ever handed out in the WNBA.