Prateek

overdosing on music

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Giggs: I played 1000 matches in the same club without a red card.

Nasri: 1000 matches?
Ibra: in the same club?
Pepe: without a red card?

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

the end of an era, i’ve enjoyed every single second of it

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

This baldy and all his bald reasons

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Erik ten Hag didn't lose any sleep when dropping Cristiano Ronaldo 👀

[Taroon @tarunp24]

I’m extremely disgruntled by how your kitchens function @zomato @CourtyardHotels @MarriottIntl I ordered from Courtyard Nashik on Zomato. It is my extremely religious month of Shravan when I don’t eat non veg and I got served with a Chicken biryani instead of veg biryani.

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

@tarunp24 @zomato @CourtyardHotels @MarriottIntl What a shame

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Mfs can’t write a 600 words essay but would say Naruto is poorly written

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

I can't believe there are actually ppl out there that think naruto shippuden is poorly written

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

@anshul_110 Mereko backstreet boys ke passes lene hai, sirf ye card pe offer hai, par ye card kisike paas nahi hai

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Nobody in this god damn world has a Kotak White Reserve Credit Card

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

90% of Holi is just asking ‘Holi aaj hai ya kal?’

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

1 credit on Dall E costs $15 now, that is one basic imaginary search. AI is gonna be one hell of an expensive deal

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

We were trying to replace Fred with De Jong and now Fred is knocking out all rivals out of competitions

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Imagine getting asked “are you free on your day off” in a job interview

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Rashford what did you do? 😳
https://t.co/SMWrwZoGNI

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

Naruto's entrance in the pain arc still remains the most hype entrance in anime

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Why does Facebook need to remind me all the misery I was doing 10 years ago in the name of Memory

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Chester’s scream in ‘Lost’ is better than all EDM drops combined

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

@tarunp24 Do your thing 21

[Taroon @tarunp24]

Had to walk 3 km for @PostMalone’s concert due to traffic.
Totally worth it.
@zomato @FeedingIndia

[mansi.spamm @__tiramisuuu_]

I fucking cried my eyes out

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

@tarunp24 Are you done sobbing? 😂

[Prateek @Prateek_Jr]

Football media is gonna face a recession once Ronaldo retires. These clods do anything to create news around Ronaldo.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Cristiano Ronaldo denies all rumours on his intention to leave World Cup: “This group is too united to be broken by external forces. A nation too brave to be intimidated by any adversary”. 🚨🇵🇹 #Qatar2022

“This is a true team, that will fight for the dream until the end”.