Dumb iPhone user:
Year 1 (2022): iPhone 14 Pro Max
Year 2 (2023): iPhone 15 Pro Max
Year 3 (2024): iPhone 16 Pro Max
Year 4 (2025): iPhone 17 Pro Max
Year 5 (2026): iPhone 18 Pro Max
Smart iPhone user:
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!