IF(arting)B Preacher Man

Hellfire, damnation, 1611, KJV Bible believing, IFB Preaching Only!

(The F stands for farts.)

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@DrPhilKidd Phil's hair up 58%.

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@FundyRules Heathens! Glad Jesus didn't come down from the cross on account of bad weather. Hey-man? Where have all the men of God gone?

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@FundyBB What's with the cheap rug, Phil? Seems kinda vain. A man more worried about his hair than where he is in his walk with God seems like a sissy to me. Hallelujah? Amen? Hello? #istillbelievelikegrandma

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@preacherboysdoc

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@BadSermons I'll never get tired of watching the IFB - or whatever the hell it's called now - eat itself alive.

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@BaptistTampaBay you should issue a public apology for supporting and promoting violence towards unborn babies and also to women for trivializing and diminishing the value of pregnancy and childbirth. Nathan Rager is sick and should be removed from his pulpit. #disgusting

[IFB Sermon Clips™ @IFBSermons]

Mark & avoid Ben Shapiro!

"I hate abortion with a perfect hatred. But if I had to choose, I'd rather see a baby murdered in the womb than raised up to full maturity to burn in Hell!"

#IFBSermonClips
H/T to @ thechurchsplit for 🎞️

@ KJVtv
Pastor Nathan Rager @ BaptistTampaBay

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

We'll handle this internally. F*ck your kids. -The Southern Baptist Convention, 2021
#StopIFBchurch #JustBaptistStuff #sick

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

Well Amen. That's so uplifting and gracious. Truly the spirit of the lord moves in him. #Glowray #Hallelu #MakeItStop

[The Church Split @thechurchsplit]

Disgusting.

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

Just #Baptist things. Still sticking to them old time ways, just like grandma. #HayMan #GlowRay

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[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@IFBSermons Sign me up for that service - I love me a breathless #gothgirl!

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@TheLovingPastor Is that feller who sits down wearing flipflops in the lawrds house? Reprobates! All of them! Glowray to god. We dress LIKE MEN in our churches - hallelujah. #firedup #sundayvibes

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@TheLovingPastor This is child abuse.

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@TheLovingPastor No way. Is this f*cking real?

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

Watching funny clips of baptists being baptists. You guys are fucking hilarious. Never change.

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@IFBSermons Glad they had such a nice phone date. Sounds like a bunch of liberal, lovers-of-self if you ask me, hayman. Real men don't have phone dates with other men - we communicate only in grunts and bible slapping. #WeWantAmericaBack
#ThatsGoodPreacher

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@FundyRules Can I still attend if I only have ONE can of clearly visible Skoal snuff sticking out my back pocket when I come down for invitation?

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@TheLovingPastor I like my preachers to be men! None of this lily-livered, fake hair plugs having, beautician visiting liberal pansies, bless god, haymen? Looking less like a man of God and more like Jezebel everyday, hayman? #holdmymule

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@IFBSermons Those are his feet. Don't you dare touch them.

OMG! Massengale. You like it weird don't you. #footfetish #DomDale 😆

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

@IFBSermons

[IF(arting)B Preacher Man @PreacherFarts]

Think it's about time to dust off the old KJV, find me a couple ugly ties, and start making some money again. #HeyMan