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[Naa Shɔmɛ @_shorshor]

What is wrong with children 🤣

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me recovering because I'm all I have https://t.co/A94hUUrEje

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

That "I am humiliated" was always so devastating because if you've ever dated a man you know exactly what she meant

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

i was shocked to discover that there are some people who actually can't visualize images when reading a book coz for me, an entire movie is playing out in my head with the perfect cast

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.

You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[isaiah @tlop444]

this is on par with how the deep was glazing homelander

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

It’s because you have to turn 25 or so to realise that what you choose for your GCSE’s sets the first ever precedent in your adult life, but you don’t know that because you’re 14. The people who picked triple science know what I mean.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”

But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?

[Zama @ZamazayM]

Girls night will bring you back to life 🥹

[Remi @Remiistired]

😂😂😂😂😂

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[KAT @reallKAT]

never go a day without talking to God dawg

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I find it crass when people know their palate is not suited to trying just any kind of food, yet still set up a camera simply to act like fools in front of it.

[ຸ @amalahourly]

she made herstory with this verse

[Prin 🖤✨ @prxxna]

Ty getting dragged is music to my ears lmfao I love nella bro 😭😂😂😂

[ᴄʜɪɴᴇ̀ʟᴏ @chinexlo]

Nigeria you are doing yourself

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

Firstly, you’re doing yourself. And also, this is so much work.

You don’t fix being taken for granted by acting scarce, you fix it by choosing better.
All this “ignore him, starve him, reply late”, that’s not power, that’s performance.

You’re not building respect, you’re building confusion.
You’re not raising your value, you’re just playing games with someone who will either play back… or walk away.
Real respect doesn’t come from manipulation.
It comes from standards.

If someone only values you when you withdraw, they never valued you, they just reacted to your absence.
Stop turning love into strategy.
The right person doesn’t need to be starved to appreciate you.

What do I even know. 🤷🏼‍♀️