wifey and momma of two.not here for rubbish talk, if you enter my DM with rubbish message you chop blocking straight.let our head be correct
#peterobi4president
weekend is here let me advance my female mutuals....π€π€
You are going to see your man, the one you have decided to spend the rest of your life with, but you cannot buy slice bread on the way there, not even gala. Stinginess of the highest order.π
i used nivea roll on for women and coffetti body spray.
beauty: what is smelling like this
me: π₯° me already feeling myself I asked "SMELLING LIKE HOW"
Beauty: smelling like ewuro now (bitter leaf)
Me: ahh mogbe...
Your pillows are softer and firmer than all these boobs.
But can never be softer than a bumbum.
Especially the big ones.
Have you ever taken time to admire the shape of your mattress when a big soft bumbum lies on it?
Mtsheew...
Losers!! π
End.
POV: When I saw my 7 year old moisturizing his feet first.
Me: you start with your face
7yr: But daddy said to start with my feet β¦
Me: Your face is more sensitive, thatβs why you need to start there.
7yr: Why canβt you & daddy agree on how you want me to live my life???
Kilagbe, Kileju? π³
You wear Hijab go tiff for market dem catch you.. Comot am from your head Tear you slap. You come Twitter dey Cap. Madam your story never clear. You never talk the Real tin wey you go do for Oshodi. π€£π€£π€£