AndyM

American who unfortunately got really into the football. Proud formerly legal sponsor of @ACFC1916.

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@TheLoganTrent Orlando Pace

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One of my gen z new hires just asked me if I know how to Dougie and while nailing it and "proving I was hip" all I could think was

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@clintworthing Clint, this is Matlock from Il Spazio. I started following you on here after randomly finding a review you wrote. I knew you always wanted to work in media and I was blown away to see you accomplish that as a writer. Most of us don't get that far but you did. Congrats for that.

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@kimischilling We also share photos of meat we cooked and videos of bad refereeing. And lists of old players.

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@Lady_Vean Have you seen this baby walrus?

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@AlHendiify I'm remembering that Gin n Juice cover. Undergrad cringe hiring hard.

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So I left my work out clothes at home and I'm worried I'll never emotionally recover from this.

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My friend invited me to a Magic the Gathering tournament yesterday. Idk what I'm doing but I opened my pack and got a card I immediately sold for 23$. My conclusion is that Magic is an infinite money machine.

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@kimischilling It's not a transfer but it reminds me of when Newcastle gave Dwight Gale a contact extension to not play 100 minutes in the EPL but start every game in the championship the next year.

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I went all the way downtown, by the river, on a cold ass windy Sunday and they run the fucking draw to lose on purpose. Fuck Jeff Fisher I'm still mad.

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Im at a game vs the Vikings. It's the 4th, down one score, we move to lower bowl behind the Rams bench. AP's dad is in our row. Less than 2 minutes to go, midfield 3rd and 6 we joke about how they're gonna run the draw. They run the draw. We start cussing, AP's dad laughs at us.

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How about don't shit in your water bottle?

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Out of the ppl who will see this this tweet is for @JeremyHellwig and no one else.

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My question for Walz is did he run a 4-4 Stack or did he off set the line backers?

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@TheLoganTrent Scratch that 12 hours later. Great commitment.

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@TheLoganTrent You came back an hour later to make a Luna reference... You love this bit.

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It's bring your dog to work day. I've been left in charge of the floor. Treats for everyone!

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Starting a Girlmore Girls rewatch so when you see me ranting about a dude makes Christopher just know that it is personal and I mean it

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I'm still going to work hard and keep going to the gym and keep trying to get better but last weekend a friend gave me a hug and said "I love you" and I almost started crying. Figured it was time to admit I'm having a hard time. No one will read this so it'll be good practice.

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Just got back from the doctor. I've lost weight and been having a hard time eating for the past month. I look back and know I've come a long long way from this time last year but I still feel like I failed and am still failing. I just wish for the universe to tell me I'm doing ok