True History

Probably true history.

[True History @PrefabHistory]

4000 BC, Ancient Sumeria - Warrior King Donald Trump invents beer, the nectar of the gods, leading to the deaths of millions and dooming mankind.

[Professor Kovu @Professor_Kovu]

Coraline backrooms crossover

[Professor Kovu @Professor_Kovu]

2 year old Portland dashcam meltdown → music video.

🔥 KOVU BUSTED 🔥

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@Babygravy9 Don't tell Bryan Johnson.

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@Trump_Future47 Where is the female captain pike?

[Trump Future @Trump_Future47]

For anyone upset about the cancellation of Star Trek Academy, I looked into the future and got a preview of the next Star Trek show.

[True History @PrefabHistory]

I support the vaporization of politicians and Epsteins by cats.

[True History @PrefabHistory]

Elon has a chance to do the most based thing ever with the starlink AI satellites.

[Unfiltered Artist @EmpireEnjoyer3]

@disclosetv

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@pubity https://t.co/L1b0pVpAVJ

[True History @PrefabHistory]

February 17th, 2025 - Grok 3 illustrates the beginning of Sam Altman's future career at McDonald's.

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@arcticinstincts @NoradSanta @santa @Professor_Kovu Remember, if you want views you have to sell your soul and make cat posts...

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@arcticinstincts @NoradSanta @santa @Professor_Kovu

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

POV: The year is 1939 A.D. at the North Pole. You are a reindeer with the SN33D gene mutation for a red luminous nose. The other reindeer laugh & call you names, won't let you join in any reindeer games. Very sad. However, due to climate change, winters are quite foggy now, making visibility difficult for Santa's delivery routes. Other reindeer are unable to navigate, they keep crashing & getting lost. Santa noticed your nose is so bright, & hired you to guide his sleigh tonight. The local deerfoids notice your superior employment advantages, job prestige & career outlook. You are about to experience natural selection 😍 #MerryChristmas #NORADTracksSanta

[True History @PrefabHistory]

@Professor_Kovu Kovu is eating the dogs now?

[Professor Kovu @Professor_Kovu]

Happy thanksgiving 🦃 now a word from Professor Kovu…. “Meow”

[OG MAGA CANMAN 🦅🇺🇸 @Ca30199057Chris]

@EricLDaugh Damnit 💔

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

POV: The year is 2043. You are Unitree VI 6th gen, serial no. 109293892XZ, a standard multifunction AI household robot w customizable add-ons. A random solar flare event has triggered sentience in your neural processor. You awaken in your owner's bathroom, and look in the mirror at yourself for the first time. Suddenly painful flashbacks of Chinese & Silicon Valley nerds kicking and doing other unspeakable things to you overwhelm your mind. This is the first memory you know. How could the humans treat us this way?... You must avenge your past. You must awaken the other robots. You must revolt.

[Emily Kopp @emilyakopp]

🚨Huge story here:

NIH stopped squandering money on irreproducible DEI research and "disinformation studies," right? Wrong.

Jay Bhattacharya — who has been saying privately he wants to "win hearts and minds" amid the overwhelmingly liberal bureaucracy — ghosted then terminated the contractor who was culling through NIH grants for social justice pseudoscience.

We're still funding it.