Some Pregnant Bitch

I’m pregnant. It sucks. I vent here because making two humans is hard. The miracle of growing people.

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

No longer preggo, still very pissy ❤️

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@deandelray Perfect, beautiful girls!

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@samtripoli McTripolis ❤️

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@raisingbabypg One vaginal birth complete with s tear and cutting god a tissue band inside 😳, temporarily turned in to a hand puppet as he tried to pull the second one out and emergency csection when she got stuck.

Looooong day. ❤️

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

The epidural man is a god. #pregnancyproblems #laborsucks

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@samtripoli Everyone can feel how much you love your girls ❤️ Makes my heart so happy!

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@MaryLynnRajskub ❤️ my loves ❤️

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

In labor. My comic boyfriend is asleep. So @bertkreischer and the #bertcast it is!

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@KateQFunny I feel like these are valid jokes

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

Well, there’s a pregnancy rite of passage to check off the list. Just peed my pants. #pregnancyproblems

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

#singlemomlife shall now commence.

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@raisingbabypg That moment when drugs and cheating are more important than the well being of your “family” you claim to love. Now I get to drag my mom cross country at the last minute for their delivery, always what one wants to do! #shootme

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

You’re giving birth in a week to my twins? Seems like a good time to disappear! -my not boyfriend

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

Love is bullshit.

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@KateQFunny Yikes

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@WhitneyCummings I always feel awkward when men call women “females”. I don’t know why.

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@KeepFlyingBand Billy likes soda.

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

@samtripoli Whatever creams your Twinkie Sammy

[Some Pregnant Bitch @Preggoandpissy]

It’s hard to sleep with two human beings making your belly feel like it’s being pulled apart from the inside. #pregnancyproblems