Smoking outside the club. Girl asks "can I ask you something potentially rude?"
As a trans woman, I prepare for the worst but reply "sure."
"Do you have a tic? Like this? [recreates dance move I've been doing]"
I was jerking off to Charlie Kirk debate comps on YouTube and the nude Sydney Sweeney ad played and I accidentally blew my load to her. I hate my life so fucking much oh my god