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Treat yourself to my Cali lemon cello playlist...
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Don't worry Donald Trump!
My boys in white coats are on standby.
You'll be in safe hands.
(Albeit in a straightjacket).
Where the van?

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Covid-19 'Tier Four' restrictions in London now.

I guess a Xmas visit to my favourite lap dancing club is out of the question 😢

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Bournemouth beachyesterday.

Difficult, only two options in my mind

A: Send in the water cannons.
Result: In this heat, everyone would fucking love it.

B: Send Boris Johnson to the beach wearing a dayglo mankini.
Result: The beaches would empty faster than Amity Island in Jaws.

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Happy solstice everybody!

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I reckon Kim Jong On is laughing his lycra pants off right now.

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I keep getting asked plans when this Covid crap calms down.
I've decided I want to learn how to pole vault.
Dreaming about it at night, weird.
Crystal Palace, here I come! It's not everyday you see a middle aged fat piss head flying through the air (unless you live in Croydon).

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At the moment, I can smell the local air in all its purity, no car pollution. Heck, I saw a golden breasted chaffich for along time earlier.
I guess what worries me is how short lived this will turn out to be. I'm no climate activist but I'm starting to like this clean air.

Paul

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I've just sent Donald Trump the scientific cure for Covid 19.
Basically, you stick a piece of dynamite up your arse and set fire to it.
Guaranteed to get ride of the virus.
Wonder if he'll try it?

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@piersmorgan

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I need a stone mason to assist in this endeavour

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'm a retired old hippie artist and I'm planning on talking to the royal parks commission next week about donating a piece of parkland for an NHS memorial.
I envision a large shield made of granite embedded in slate with every name of any UK NHS worker who's died, engraved.

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No one is talking about the root cause or the economic end result of all this.

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@GMB Take a look at the Heathrow airport live arrivals board online.
Am I missing something here?

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@piersmorgan
Perhaps you guys will win an award this year.
BGT and XFactor will have to be done without an audience, me thinks.
Eat more Brazil Nuts
(Selenium)

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@susannareid100 Dear Susanna, (off topic).
Tell Piers to stand down on his media assault aimed at Harry and Meghan ...
This guy lost his Mum and served his country, I didn't see Piers do that.
Perhaps they just want to get stoned in a country where it's legal. Paul

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@susannareid100 @piersmorgan What did one gender neutral penguin say to the other?

Sno Balls?

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@piersmorgan What did one gender neutral penguin say to other?

Sno Balls ?

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I felt like this when I woke up,
But it was a good night 😎

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@Nigel_Farage Grow some balls Nige x