The White Niles Crane

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@BLM0617 @viroquan1 I'm calling the cops to investigate your hairline

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@SidKhurana3607 In Wisconsin you'll hear people say their great-grandparents only spoke "Belgian", which isn't a language. They're referring to Walloon, a nearly-dead romance language common in the region they emigrated from of the same name: https://t.co/lBVAcQaceD

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@PekJorkins It's got the same level of vitriol for other comedy that the Jim and Derrick episode does

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@collnsmith The damage the implied-predicate posting style did to the reading tweets loving community

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@whitefeelimgs @YourGoodFriendR Best decision the post-Zohran lefty candidates have made is to not do this shit. The DSA backed candidate for governor was at our 4th of July parade in red, white and blue handing out candy. It's okay to like it here!

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@PlsWatchGundam I love whenever one of these are posted because it's the only way to find the good shit

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@DanRShafer I've seen like 15 Hong and one Crowley in Shorewood. I was in Shorewood Hills (the Madison enclave) a week ago and there were probably 50 Kelda Roys signs there. Every other house had one.

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@PekJorkins He's a reminder that the "fat virgin who smokes weed and plays video games all day in his childhood bedroom" archetype exists for a reason

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@coolestdudeyet I've tried a bunch and these are my favorite https://t.co/ubl7lTMuED

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@yrocAfella @ayroned @DappperMax Milwaukee is twice as black as NYC

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@taste_of_tbone So much is reasonably downstream from him. Fiserv getting built leading to 3rd St Market Hall's success and the whole Brewery District, the new MSO building. I don't think the tourism board makes the push they do without him either, so no Top Chef or Michelin

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@phil_so_silly Haven't read Peace yet but iirc the consensus is basically it starts as his most difficult but then stuff snaps into place

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@railginshot Insane to make an Addressing the Allegations post when no one saw the allegations and no one can find them lol

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@PlsWatchGundam Real ones remember that the audio on DVDs on the ps2 was like inaudibly quiet. I think if anything, it inspired more people to buy real DVD players because they bought the discs and realized the device sucked at playing them

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There's zero chance this is a real movie

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Best Movie Ever!?

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@DanRShafer No reason to get off my couch if this were the field

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@levon_whiteguy And half lesser-stocked fantasy stuff and signed Patrick Rothfuss books for sticker price

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@levon_whiteguy Lmao I went here like a year ago and I was convinced they were never going to stop the requirement. The place is weird because it's a feminist book store from the 70s but Patrick Rothfuss bought it when it was going under in like 2015, so it's half books like Body Positive Baby

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@dannarebb My first date with my wife was a dual headline Kreayshawn/Neon Indian show which is a scene entirely encased in amber

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@KeemWins Sprayed?