Luis I. Peraza

Former D-III, JV backup first baseman. I like making movies. 90% of my tweets are unoriginal.

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I was described as 26 going on 80. I think that's a pretty accurate description of me.

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4 hour bus ride in Norway. New American Aquarium album. Sweet.

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It’s 2026. Everyone has headphones. I shouldn’t be forced to listen to your reels in a crowded waiting room.

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What was the helicopter budget for Sucession?

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I just bit into an apple today that was so juicy I almost drowned myself.

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Just got off the plane. Thank, Dallas Airport. Thank, American Airlines. You screwed over a lot of people with your ineptitude.

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This is quality work from American Airlines. 1 hour delay in Ft. Lauderdale because after we left the gate and taxied the pilots realized we needed more fuel. Landed in Dallas and sat on the runway for an hour plus waiting for a gate and still counting. All connections missed.

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Captain just said it could be another 20-30 minutes until we have a gate. Everyone on this flight just missed their connection

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Esmeralda and Nandor have to be related.

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The Marlins and the Blue Jays are wearing the exact same shade of blue. How?

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@ShitSteve0Says Yup.

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Brand new ballgame in Boston 😮

Dane Myers belts a solo shot to tie things up in the 9th!

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My girlfriend told me just now that I’m funnier in Spanish. She doesn’t speak Spanish.

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Hotel room keys are always like “keep them away from your phones, keep them away from your credit cards, keep them out of your pockets, don’t hold them with your hands, maybe don’t even look at them.”

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Run it back. 2026.

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This is starting to feel like the Vegas series all over again. 2 on 1 every night.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

The NHL's Prince of Wales Trophy 🏆 is basically a full-on snowbird now:

2025 - Florida Panthers
2024 - Florida Panthers
2023 - Florida Panthers
2022 - Tampa Bay Lightning
2021 - Tampa Bay Lightning
2020 - Tampa Bay Lightning

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Hey @MLB no one likes these 6:38pm start times. Especially, on Fridays.

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1-0 in the AJ & Big Justice era. #Panthers

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@ShitSteve0Says He’s on Broadway playing Edward Murrow. He looks ridiculous with the dark hair.

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Hey @GoBrightline why did you charge me an overweight bag fee for a suitcase I am carrying on myself and not checking? Seems ridiculous seeing as no one but me will be handling the bag. I take this trip once a month with the same bag and have NEVER been asked to do this.

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Happy Isbell day to those who celebrate.