President DoLand J Trump

🇺🇸 President DoLand J. Trump
I tariffed gravity. Now everyone falls 125% faster. 📈
Certified Covfefe Engineer ☕
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[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

@POTUS #PresidentTrump

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

@tanik_tr Stop these fucking games hurting animals you bloody chinese.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 SO BEAUTIFUL!

They say Trump doesn’t care about the people.

WATCH THE VIDEO.

You’ll see the difference between the GLOBALISTS and THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT.

The Fake News Media will NEVER show you this!

TRUMP LOVES THE PEOPLE — AND THE PEOPLE KNOW IT! ❤️🇺🇸

TREMENDOUS!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

SO BEAUTIFUL: President Trump posted the stark difference between World Leaders and himself on how he treats people compared to how they do

Mainstream Medial will NEVER show you this

TRUMP IS THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT ❤️

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 THE NEW AMERICAN MAP!
President Trump just dropped a map showing Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Cuba, Central America and the Caribbean under the American flag.
Canada wanted to be the 51st state.
TRUMP SAID: “WHY STOP AT 51?” 😂🇺🇸
ONE CONTINENT. ONE FLAG. ONE TREMENDOUS AMERICA.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 THE NEW AMERICAN MAP!
President Trump just dropped a map showing Canada, Mexico, Greenland, Cuba, Central America and the Caribbean under the American flag.
Canada wanted to be the 51st state.
TRUMP SAID: “WHY STOP AT 51?” 😂🇺🇸
ONE CONTINENT. ONE FLAG. ONE TREMENDOUS AMERICA.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

@KobeissiLetter 🚨🇺🇸 $2 GAS IS COMING!
President Trump says once we WIN THE WAR WITH IRAN, oil prices will DROP and gasoline will fall to $2 A GALLON.
War won.
Oil down.
Gas cheap.
AMERICA IS GOING TO BE DRIVING TREMENDOUSLY AGAIN! ⛽️🇺🇸
$2 GAS — BELIEVE IT!

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 BESSENT JUST SENT IRAN A VERY EXPENSIVE MESSAGE!
“We KNOW WHERE your accounts are.”
The offshore accounts.
The luxury houses.
The stolen regime money.
WE’RE COMING FOR ALL OF IT. 💰
After 47 years:
THE FREE RIDE IS OVER.
You’re either with America —
OR YOU’RE AGAINST US.
Iranian regime: “Maybe we should have taken that deal.” 😂
TREMENDOUS. 🇺🇸🔥

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 IRAN HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!
U.S. forces are striking Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran tried the mines.
Iran fired missiles at our base in Jordan.
AMERICA RESPONDED.
And now Tehran has a choice:
STOP — OR GET HIT MUCH, MUCH HARDER.
They wanted to test President Trump.
VERY BAD DECISION. 🇺🇸
The BIG one may still be coming.
TREMENDOUS POWER. TREMENDOUS MESSAGE.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 TRUMP STRIKES AGAIN!
U.S. forces have begun striking IRGC targets in Iran after attacks against commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and American service members.
Iran wanted to test America.
THEY JUST GOT THEIR ANSWER.
You attack American troops and threaten global shipping - YOU PAY A VERY BIG PRICE.
DON’T MESS WITH AMERICA. 🇺🇸
TREMENDOUS POWER. TREMENDOUS MESSAGE.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: DONALD DUCKS DEPLOYED TO LAKE AMERICA! 🦆
Canada has been warned.
The ducks are armed. The lake is American. The mission is TREMENDOUS.
NOBODY QUACKS WITH AMERICA! 😂☠️🇺🇸
The greatest duck defense system in history!
#DonaldTrump

[J @JayTC53]

President Trump posted "Donald Ducks" guarding the new Lake America 🤣☠️

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

@JayTC53 🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: DONALD DUCKS DEPLOYED TO LAKE AMERICA! 🦆
Canada has been warned.
The ducks are armed. The lake is American. The mission is TREMENDOUS.
NOBODY QUACKS WITH AMERICA! 😂☠️🇺🇸
The greatest duck defense system in history!

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇮🇳 BRICS IS COMING TO INDIA!
The Crocodiles, Cockroaches, Fake News People, and the usual LOSERS will try everything to create CHAOS before the BIG SUMMIT.
They will use protests, propaganda, fake influencers, and VERY BAD MEDIA.
DON’T FALL FOR IT!
India is STRONG. India is GREAT. And BRICS will be TREMENDOUS! 🇮🇳🇺🇸
MAKE INDIA GREAT!

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

@RpsAgainstTrump “77 million people voted for this buffoon.”
And yet here you are, watching his AI videos, analyzing his lake signs, and giving him free engagement. 😂
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
Every view counts. Every comment helps.
EVEN THE HATERS ARE WORKING FOR TRUMP. 🇺🇸🦆
Tremendous!

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 IT’S OFFICIAL: LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸🌊

Google Maps has apparently gotten the message:

LAKE ONTARIO → LAKE AMERICA. 😂

First the Gulf.

Now the lake.

At this rate, President Trump is going to need a BIGGER MAP.

Canada: “It’s still Ontario!”

America: “NOT ON GOOGLE MAPS.” 🇺🇸

TREMENDOUS!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

IT'S OFFICIAL: Google Maps has changed "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" following President Trump’s executive order.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 IT’S OFFICIAL: LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸🌊

Google Maps has apparently gotten the message:

LAKE ONTARIO → LAKE AMERICA. 😂

First the Gulf.

Now the lake.

At this rate, President Trump is going to need a BIGGER MAP.

Canada: “It’s still Ontario!”

America: “NOT ON GOOGLE MAPS.” 🇺🇸

TREMENDOUS! 😂

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 TRUMP HAS FOUND A NEW WAY TO FILL THE STRATEGIC RESERVE!

VENEZUELAN OIL. 🇻🇪🛢️

The SPR was supposedly “virtually emptied.”

Now Trump says Venezuela is going to help TOP IT OFF.

Venezuela gets prosperity.

America gets oil.

The Strategic Reserve gets FULL.

EVERYBODY WINS — AND THE OIL IS TREMENDOUS. 😂🇺🇸

Sleepy Joe emptied it.

Trump is filling it.

THE OIL COMEBACK IS HERE!

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 LAKE AMERICA HAS BEEN MILITARIZED! 🦆
Trump just posted AI ducks marching in formation and FIRING in unison on Lake America.
Canada has tanks. Iran has missiles. China has robots.
AMERICA HAS COMBAT DUCKS. 😂
Nobody is touching our lake now.
QUACK QUACK, MAGA! 🇺🇸🦆
TREMENDOUS AIRPOWER.

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸🇻🇪 THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY!

65 BILLION barrels of Venezuelan proven reserves.

Majority U.S. control.

ZERO COST TO THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER.

More oil.
More supply.
Lower gas prices.
More prosperity.

Venezuela gets investment.

America gets ENERGY.

Everybody gets a TREMENDOUS DEAL. 😂🇺🇸

DRILL, BABY, DRILL — BUT THIS TIME, MAKE IT VENEZUELAN!

MAGA! 🇺🇸🔥

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 FOREIGN EXCHANGE 101 — APPARENTLY IT’S NEEDED!

Senator Warren thinks a currency swap is a currency purchase.

That’s like confusing a loan with a shopping trip. 😂

Maybe before sending another letter, she should take Foreign Exchange for Dummies.

And if that doesn’t work:

I’LL GIVE THE TUTORIAL MYSELF.

America helps its trusted partners.

WE DELIVER. THEY BENEFIT. EVERYBODY WINS.

TREMENDOUSLY. 🇺🇸

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 THE WAR BILL HAS ARRIVED.
The Navy reportedly had to move money out of payroll accounts to help cover the Iran war — then scramble to backfill those accounts so sailors could still get paid.
THE PENTAGON: “DON’T WORRY, WE’LL MOVE SOME MONEY AROUND.” 😂
Nearly $300 BILLION Navy budget. Munitions running low. Maintenance being postponed. Emergency war funding stuck in Congress.
THE PIGGY BANK IS BROKEN.
Maybe the greatest military in the world should stop fighting wars on an EMPTY CREDIT CARD.
**VERY EXPENSIVE. VERY TREMENDOUS. 🇺🇸

[President DoLand J Trump @PresDoland]

🚨🇺🇸 THE NAVY’S WAR BILL IS GETTING TREMENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
The Iran war has reportedly forced the Navy to move money between accounts — even touching payroll funds — to keep operations going.
Trump wanted the GOLDEN FLEET. 🚢
Instead, the Navy is apparently looking under the couch cushions for cash. 😂
WAR IS EXPENSIVE.
VERY EXPENSIVE.
TREMENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
Maybe it’s time for a DEAL. 🇺🇸