President 🤠

Sexdom literature - Happy is the man with steak in his belly and the woman with her gravy - Free to cumprehend - Jackasses remain blocked

Cummander-in-Chief🪖

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

Every day I put my newborn son in the microwave, started a couple seconds at a time but now he can last a full minute

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

(waddling into the saloon butt ass naked with my dick and balls tucked between my legs) Has anybody seen my penis??

Cowboy: haha fuckin classic

Cowboy 2: gets me every time

Town fool: (rubbing eyes) holy shit I can't see it

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Just imagine if an 18 wheeler Tractor Trailer Truck goes 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999 to the 9999th power MPH per Hour

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

If you have to choose between a woman who loves you and a platter of biscuits slathered to hell and back with sausage gravy - choose the latter.

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

@AmericanaMama_ chili

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

A man ought to be happy with some biscuits and gravy, but shouldn't rely on them for happiness.

That's why you gotta shake it up with chicken fried steak sometimes.

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

I don't hate people who dislike chicken fried steak. I just protect myself from them by shutting them down - permanently.

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

Make one new friend every day

-Mr Business

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

There's a secret to making women line up to have you. It's called biscuits and gravy.

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

Feliz jueves

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

@Jimmithy5 Make that chicken-fried!

[President 🤠 @PresLBJ]

I'm playing with my penis, Jumbo, right now.

Stay wild.

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

this panel of garfield was released on september 10th, 2001

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

Listen folks, the woke left they saw Mario, they took Mario and they said look we're turning Super Mario into Super Woke Mario, and they did. And we don't like it but they did. I said what, Mario is gay now? They said we made him gay

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

The monarch weak. The state in chaos. Now is the perfect time to execute our plan.

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

i contracted gout

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

there’s a new king in town