Shuntaro Furukawa

On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a gamer. But in my heart, I am an Otaku.

PARODY ACCOUNT

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@nintendolife I’m canceling it.

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@8BitClosedFist FUCK gamers all my employees HATE gamers

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@NintendoAmerica I’d like to see more of her to be real

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@LiveDigitalArt Fuck those guys

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@IGN How many times are you guys going to post this garbage take? Stfu before I stop sending you review copies.

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@SlLENTPRINCESS This is Furukawa. At the investors meeting the other day, I ripped ass and it was so bad our stock dropped .3% - I’m posting this from the secondary account because of I don’t want it to gain too much traction, but I also feel too guilty to hide it.

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@TheZmanShow @SlLENTPRINCESS Don’t put words in my mouth.

…but we do have some crazy shit on the way lmao

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@NintendoAmerica Nintendo Switch successor will be featured I can’t lie to ya’ll lmao

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@NintendoAmerica (It fires in spurts.)

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@NintendoAmerica The announcement is that the first month DKC is finished, it will not be open to the public. Only Me and Miyamoto get to go. It’s a 10 minute video of me and Miyamoto dapping up and laughing at you guys.

Suck my coconut gun.

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@NintendoAmerica How about you guys fix the fact that you use the A button for Luigi in the damn menus??? What am I paying you for???????

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@NintendoAmerica Who fucking green lit this?

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@NintendoAmerica The absolute euphoria of picking Daisy. Borderline sexual levels of pleasure.

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@NintendoAmerica Uuuuuh no I told you to sit your asses down and do your jobs? Only so many people in this company can afford to goof off.

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Personally, instead of going from “Twitter” to “X” I would have gone with “New Twitter”

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@tabletorgy God yes

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Daisy > Peach = Rosalina

The princessian theory

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@GaabiiGoober what the fuck is a Pikmin lol

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This account is more dead then #Pikmin4 lmao