(Ex)President Robles

Dead by an assassin's oddly-numbered bullet. Or, retired in Miami.

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President Robles would've had us all at Circa 45 minutes ago. #florfall15

[(Ex)President Robles @PresRobles]

@ABIgnacioLoyola And L.

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@ABIgnacioLoyola Now L.

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@ABIgnacioLoyola Now.. the I

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@ABIgnacioLoyola Hey, move the pointer to the K.

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I am continuing to govern via seance with Archbishop Ignacio Loyola. #florfall15

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Adios, cruel world

[(Ex)President Robles @PresRobles]

We have an agreement between the mining companies which benefits all Florlandians and supports peace

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Elections to be held 10AM tomorrow. Polls close at 5PM. Ongoing negotiations with mining stakeholders #Florfall15

[(Ex)President Robles @PresRobles]

We will have elections immediately!

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But we must finalize the delicate negotiations

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There will be elections! The people of Florlandia will have their voice!

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We are making great progress in negotiations which will benefit all the people of Florlandia

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@FlorilandiaRebz <eye roll>

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@StateMining Jay-Kay. I'm totally good with that. VIVA LA PEOPLE!

[(Ex)President Robles @PresRobles]

@FlorilandiaRebz Oh sweet Jesus. You guys can't even tweet. I'm going on vacation. Call me when this joke is over. #florfall15

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@FLORUnions I agree, but those companies should be controlled by Florlandians who pay taxes to benefit all Florlandians.

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@lithium_hans I call for a beer summit. Let's work this out like broskis.

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@StateMining No.

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@TheRealFNP Sure, for themselves to use for houses and cars, support for terrorists. Does that help Florlandians? No.