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MOST GREATEST U.S. PRESIDENT and VERY SMART TOUGH GUY WHO MAKES GREAT WONDERFUL, TERRIFIC DEALS; also very humble and loved by all.

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#TRUMP2020 President of Space!

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@realDonaldTrump Gather round everyone and bring your children! I will teach them to be conniving, self-centered, pompous and petty! You're welcome, America! #MAGA

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@realDonaldTrump Gather round everyone and bring your children! I will teach them to be conniving, self-centered, pompous and petty! You're welcome, America! #MAGA

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@SenatorCollins Just keep what you say down to a light whisper, Little Suzy, and I'll LET you stay.

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@MagentaVocals Don't be hating, McKenzie! Just having a little fun so I can handle the news and humans better. You're absolutely right that advocating for the health of this planet is truly important work!

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@AOC I've got a VERY special gift that I can put a person in a very important job and quickly determine after 11 days if they are actually a completely unqualified fraud...IF (and a BIG "IF") they stop slathering me with praise. #onlythebest #MAGA

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@realDonaldTrump I hire ONLY the BEST MORONS! #MAGA

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I said something bad about white supremacy. Did everybody see that!!! A BOLD move from a BOLD President! #WhiteSupremacistInChief #MAGA

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@realDonaldTrump It really sounds like I'm talking about Fox News @foxnewspolitics. But I'm not right?????

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@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Thanks for noticing!! I was afraid I might have to do it again to get some well-deserved recognition! Please mail my trophy to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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@jtblogs @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I❤️LOVE😜CRAZY🤪PEOPLE🤡WHO😎BLINDLY😱SUPPORT👹ME!!! In the words of Matthew 10:17 "Put thee head up ye ass and let the rich, spoiled bully do his will."

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@jtblogs @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I❤️LOVE😜CRAZY🤪PEOPLE🤡WHO😎BLINDLY😱SUPPORT👹ME!!! In the words of Matthew 10:17 "Put thee head up ye ass and let the rich, spoiled bully do his will."

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@realDonaldTrump President Clinton should be IMPEACHED!!! Wait....who's in charge again?

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@realDonaldTrump The "Squad" is SO VERY racist against greedy bullies who look out only for themselves! SO BAD for me and the few people who get richer from my scams...I mean policies! #Squad

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I will NOT go running anymore in my Nikes. (or any other footwear.) #nikeboycott #PromisesMadePromisesKept

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@JoeNBC There is a chance I might not have committed a crime. END OF STORY!!! #MAGA #FairytaleEnding?

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@realDonaldTrump For those that don't know, the "Russian Hoax" is a VERY COMPLICATED AND BIG LEAGUE sexual position. Let's just say it involves receiving both oral sex and ass kissing at the same time. Oh, and to be done right the recipient is a Russian leader and the mouth is mine. #RussianHoax

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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @BretBaier @donnabrazile Let's get back to REAL newscasters like @seanhannity and @JudgeJeanine who focus on the REALLY IMPORTANT business of polishing my turds. #GoldenTurds #MAGA

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@11e1ev1n @realDonaldTrump 11:11 knows I can be trusted at ALL hours! *except when money, women, and my own personal fame are involved.

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Elections are only FAIR if I win and investigations are only valid if I'm not found guilty. #MAGA #Democracy?