Pres I. Dent

Presidential candidate for the Slumber Party. Father, Harvard Graduate, Curer of Cancer, Messiah, Lover of Power, Mooing Connoisseur, etc.

[Ryan McElveen @RyanLMcElveen]

For county leaders to hold a press conference, not tell the full truth, & not announce a school closure timeline is absurd. The reluctance of local leaders to be proactive, flatten the curve, and protect the people they serve—especially our most vulnerable—will be remembered. 3/3

[Ryan McElveen @RyanLMcElveen]

Health experts predict the Washington metropolitan area will soon see a major uptick in coronavirus cases, which is partly why Washington, DC; Virginia; and Maryland have declared states of emergency and the entire state of Maryland has closed schools for two weeks. 2/3

[Ryan McElveen @RyanLMcElveen]

The Fairfax County Board of Supervisors and School Board are putting our community in grave danger by continuing to claim that our population is at low-risk for coronavirus. They are encouraging a false sense of complacency, ignoring science and insulting our intelligence. 1/3

[Jawer Power 2020 @PowerJawer]

Is this really who you want in the White House? #JawerPower #Butterfingers #WalkerLowlights

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

More Unauthorized Propoganda by @murph4prez This isn’t over.

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Unauthorized Propoganda by Ratty Ryan and His Campaign @murph4prez #SLUMBERPARTYTAKEOVER

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

World Renowned Chemists and their Students Support The #SlumberParty Aim to Ban Milk!

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

The USA is my favorite country. Woohoo. USA. USA.

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

@realDonaldTrump It would be higher if they stopped drinking milk!!

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

@Wrightfor2020 Who do you think you are? @elonmusk sorry about this man.

[Paige Williams @PaigeForPrez20]

Ryan Murphy not only sleeps during class, but he’ll sleep on everything you care for as a voter. @murph4prez

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Just spoke with Ratty Ryan, he doesn’t even know what mysoginysming is. Shameful.

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Ratty Ryan claims to be a mysogynismer. Such shame that he feels proud of it and smiles when confronted. #tweet

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Change your ways.

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Ratty Ryan claims to be a mysogynismer. Such shame that he feels proud of it and smiles when confronted. #tweet

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

@murph4prez

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

@CThunderfist I vehemently condemn the threats that @CThunderfist has for my wonderful voters. #stopthechads

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

I support the struggles of the people of Hong Kong #FreeHongKong #ChinaBad

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

#NewProfilePic

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

China bad!

[Pres I. Dent @Pres_I_Dent]

Good afternoon. I am happy to announce that I will be running for President in the 2020 election! I am very blessed and proud to be able to represent the Surprise Slumber Birthday Party. Come out and #VoteSSBP!!!