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Ladies will write a whole "Happy Birthday to my king" essay for a man who won’t even repost her on his status. God forbid.

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Men love to shout about how marriage benefits women more, yet a single man's apartment usually looks like a hostage holding cell until a woman steps in.

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HW1F6C 🎾

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Dear God, please give us men that don't suddenly discover their passion for peace and quiet the exact minute it is time to discuss what they did wrong. 🙏🙏

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Tuesday morning reminder: if he wanted to, he would... and if he can’t afford to, his replacement will.

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Good morning, sons of Adam... Are we going to wash our bedsheets this week, or are we still trusting our immune systems to fight the battle for us?

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Women will say "Men are scum" by 9 AM and still be dressing up to go and meet the exact same scum by 8 PM. Have some shame.

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Some of y’all want a bad bitch on a "let’s go 50/50" budget. That's like walking into a dealership with bus fare.

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Men will spend two hours arguing about Premier League midfielders on X when their own bank balance is currently in the relegation zone. Go and hustle, sir.

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Stop calling it a situationship when it is very obvious you are just volunteering for community service in his life. Wake up.

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Being spoiled isn't a bonus for me, it's the baseline. I already spoil myself, why would I downgrade my lifestyle just to say I have a man?

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The most satisfying blackhead pull. Do not skip the last part.

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DON'T go for a man's personality, it’s usually worse than his looks..

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Get in

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Being someone's little attachment is actually cute when they secretly enjoy being attached too.

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If your man isn't funding your weekend or in your bed making sure you can't walk straight tomorrow, what is he actually doing?

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Stop explaining basic respect to grown men. Let him embarrass himself in peace while you move on to someone with sense and money.

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I don't do "let's see where this goes." Either you know how to court a woman properly, or you're in the way of the man who does.

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Men will promise you heaven and earth during the talking stage and then deliver pure hell once you agree to date him. The false advertising is actually criminal.

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9:00pm and all my gangsta is gone. I just want my waist grabbed and to be told I don't have to worry about a single thing 🤍