John Adams

I hate myself more than you hate me.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

I have been waiting my whole life to get canceled. Lord take me now.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

Just got back from Antarctica. What did I miss?

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#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen I could still remember things.

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I have never been more relevant.

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This James Charles fellow is going to give me a run for my money on the unfavorable ratings.

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@AOC Remember subjects, you have no right to be secure in your papers.

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@realDonaldTrump What’s the Fed? I don’t remember that in the constitution.

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@realDonaldTrump Too soon.

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@realDonaldTrump What I would give for a skinny neck.

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@HuffPostWomen But I didn’t...my bad.

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@theTrumpet_com Only thing more stubborn than facts is me.

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@AsherMathews When the American people will no longer semicolon, the nation is lost.

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@brycedallasreed Why does everyone gotta drag me into their business?

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@realDonaldTrump Luckily I’ve never learned to drive.

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@BernieSanders I hoped history would see me as attractive. Didn’t happen.

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Just got off the phone with a Russian contact. Offered to collude with them. Line went dead. I’m sure they’ll call back. #secondterm

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@WhiteHouse Hey I left some very personal items in the basement. Please answer my letters. I need that stuff back.

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@GOP @SenTedCruz If I’m not in office it’s not a good weekend for anybody.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr We almost started the Declaration of Independence with “nobody’s in trouble.”

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@AOC Gotta be @MichaelAvenatti flawless record. Stand up guy.