President Bawbag

I am the free thoughts rumbling inside the hair. I am the Future Leader of The Free World. I will make 'The Free World' Great Again through hypocrisy and lies.

[Fifi Rejoin the EU Farcher @FifiFarcher]

'Lynda, we can't afford to lose two treasures, so we're keeping the Bull.'
*Gunshot*
#TheArchers

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

I wonder if he will follow CCHQ's lead, and change his Twitter name to @FatChequeUK

All that little stunt has proven is that the Tories couldn't be trusted to muck out a pigsty.

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I would be awarded a Nobel Prize if they gave them out fairly, and there was a category for "Orange Faced purveyor of bollocks". Sad.

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

I want Greenland. Secluded icy golf resort. Floridian climate is getting too hot, physically and politically.

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

He fucked up the Brexit referendum. Now he wants to finish his fuck up. Being two years late to the party (having run away to hide in the cabinet of the haunted tree instead) I predict an end to Brexshit in 2024 if he wins, With the UK remaining in Europe. https://t.co/sNMaJyeDTi

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

Why are so many saying "Lets donate to rebuild Notre Dame"?; it's insured and owned by one of the richest organisations in the World. This is how the rich get richer; pocket the donations and pay through insurance. Everyone donating will be paying twice. Sad in so many ways.

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@MhairiGoogling When a Gammon and a Snowflake love one another very much...

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

"Check out my CV!!!! Section 4 will SHOCK you!!"
"Hiring Managers HATE this ONE trick!"
"I'm woke; Now broke!"
#BuzzfeedLayoffs #BuzzfeedCVs

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

Busy importing food and medicine from across the EU, before all you can buy in in the shops is GM chickens the size of a small flat for the cost of a kidney. #BrexitWoes

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@2010LeeHurst

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@BullingdonYob I want to see a petition for an A3 £1 note, with her face on it. On the anniversary of her death we can celebrate by burning one - cheaper than "Guy Fawkes Fireworks". The rest of the year, they can line the cat litter tray - or would the cat shit on the floor out of fear?

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

Thank you Mexico, We look forward to building a wall to Make America Great Again, with your Poverty Pesos, not our Freedom Dollars.

Why not build a wall, have Guatemala pay for it, and maybe you can Make Mexico Great.

Buzzfeed is *not* fake news. It's true.

#presidentbawbag

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Mexico, we look forward to working with you!

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

Been having trouble expressing thoughts recently. A bit like @realDonaldTrump - only I stop typing before digging myself in to a bigger hole. Is it fair to mock and parody someone you think might be suffering from dementia / psychosis / creosote poisoning?

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

@petertimmins3 @fiona_fionnagal A ‘Premier’ Blue Passport?

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

Let’s have a look at the CV of @EstherMcVey1 https://t.co/1oaEWIVREr - Director of daddy’s company and then on to the wholesome teat of the public purse; BBC, NWDA, British Transoort Police and Westminster. That’s the way to do it... #ChampionOfTheCommonPeople

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Also, does anyone notice the Ticketing Bitch say the Paramedic should use a Disabled Bay? I'd be amazed if the Paramedics were Blue Badge holders. I'm all for stirring shit, but I'm 100% on the Paramedics side here. They do a fantastic and often thankless job. #ParkingBawbag 2/2

[President Bawbag @PresidentBawbag]

1.The Ambulance will not fit in a standard parking bay. 2.The Paramedics need to respond as quickly as possible (inluding dropping their drinks while Queueing) if a call comes in. 1/2 https://t.co/EULZRCrTNJ

[Ian French @Frenchycam]

Sad to see the Emergency Services getting a ticket for grabbing some water in the middle of a very long shift. FFS !!!

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@bobthehuskyman @theresa_may @AndyBurnhamGM In essence, Whitehall don’t care about the Northern Powerhouse for anything other than headlines. After all, when have the government done anything other than show contempt for anything North of Oxford? #AllHandsTogether for #TheNorth

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@bobthehuskyman @theresa_may @AndyBurnhamGM Not to mention HS2, intended to terminate in Manchester. It’s the usual lack of knowledge of anything North of the Watford Gap. I think they might be on the verge of announcing a teleportation device, unless there’s an unannounced @elonmusk hyperloop trial in the pipeline. 1/2

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@JamieHolePunch @Tucker5law I’ll have some paint thinners if there’s any going. Welcome back @Tucker5law