President Birb

Henlo. I am running for president. Pls gather yer seed and vote for me. Thank 🦜

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Me: I’m not attracted to cotton.

Attractive cotton:

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Nobody:

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[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

“Hello Sharks, my product is a book to teach cats to weave baskets. I’ve invested $400,000 of my own money and taken a mortgage to fund it. We have made $30 in our first year and that’s why I’m asking for $900,000 for 3% of my business. Here’s my cat to show you how it’s done...”

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

I used to give my Sims fireworks to start fires and it looked exactly like this.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The FDNY wants people to know just how dangerous fireworks can be. So it released this video to show it. (No one was injured.) https://t.co/OgSKKAgEL7

[Emma @CampbellxEmma]

Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

He tipp
#bird #birb #MEMES #cute #funny #love #parrot

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

One of these things is not like the others 🤔
#bird #birb #memes #cute #funny #love #owl

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Smol owl hears thunder for the first time.
#bird #birb #memes #cute #funny #love

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

This cat is living my personal heaven. #birb #memes

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️: birds are the funniest creatures because they don’t have arms but insist on doing things that require arms. #birds #birb #memes

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

He just wants to pet le birb
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #cat

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Virtual flying reality for birb
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #VR

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Be sure to brush your birb twice a day for optimum happiness potential.
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Perfection.
(Sound on pls)
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Brave mother birb protecting her eggs is the inspiration I will carry with me this week.
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #brave

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.
#birb #bird #cute #animals #love #memes #duck #disney

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

When you don't share food under any circumstances.
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #MEMES

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

We all have that one friend.
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #duck

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

Happy Easter you crazy chickens. Love, President Birb.
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #easter

[President Birb @PresidentBirb]

BoK bOK, LoOK aT Me, i’M a ChiCKen 🐓
#birb #bird #cute #funny #animals #love #memes #chicken