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lunch enthusiast and believer of things

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@Chewy thank u for protecting my girls in the war

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i think i could eat 100 pounds of hummus

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they should make a bar that’s mandatory to wear sweatpants

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burger king onion rings taste like a cartoon character

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showering at an air bnb feels like showering at ur friends house that u only kinda know but don’t really know that well and it’s weird

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john mayer fan club

[Blake Krass @BlakeyLocks]

What John Mayer did on Althea last night was absolutely ridiculous.

I’ve watched this like five times since last night and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.
cc: @willdefries @BarstoolBigCat

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just got home from work. who wants to come over and play in the rain

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I haven’t even graduated yet and my schools ALREADY asking me for donations. bro I pay you ENOUGH

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just dropped my book and the bookmark fell out…

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im addicted to wendys jr bacon cheeseburgers

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the tik-tok-ification of Spotify is the worst thing they’ve ever done and I hate it

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might just leave my christmas tree up for good at this point

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had a dream last night the mcdonalds characters were transformers and we took over the city

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the grinch should have just shot everyone that tried to climb up his mountain

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my gas station order is a 4 loko and a pack of pretzel m&ms

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chainsaw man has easily one of the best intros of any tv show

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guest lecturer said “uhm” 387 times in an hour and ten minutes LMAO

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doing laundry is easy when you only wear dark clothes

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kick flip the worries away

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checking my alarm every night even though it goes off the same time every morning >>