President Couch

I am president Couch the 47th president of the united states, "." -Couch 2021

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

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[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

@Jake28288400 Shut up

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

done wasting my time on people who don’t appreciate my efforts

[EveryWordDid9/11 @EveryWorDid911]

fascist did 9/11

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

just me sittin

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

people are gonna shit on me no matter what i do, might as well do whatever the fuck i want.

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

@tim_niel @mrfunnygirlfri1 FUCK FORGOT TO SWITCH TO MY ALT MARK WEDEL

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@tim_niel @mrfunnygirlfri1 She does not

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@moopieishere @VpTelevision No wait

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@hmmamadil Fuck you.

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I'd just like to say, fuck this guy.

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Kiss my ass watch me deport you.

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

I think it should go without saying that I, President Couch, hate British “people”

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

@EveryWorDid911 Well you’re kinda close but not quite right

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

@rickyberwick @BRodnar Knew it

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So I know everyone’s freaking out over these #JewishSpaceLasers but it’s actually all me. I own the Jewish space lasers.

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

but how well is the question

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It can play Cyberpunk

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck assesses

[President Couch @PresidentCouch]

wtf

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck asses

[Dock Of Shame @FavDockOfShame]

Sus has been eliminated and sent to the Dock of Shame!