President Curtis

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

Okay.... I'll grant selfies... but you've got to follow my account and repost it! Sorry Morty... no selfie for you.

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

No selfies!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@MsbiancaX Damn woman! Comments like that incentivize me to offer you a position on my staff!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

Don’t

[Sean, The Great @Great_Sean_C137]

Don't

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@asvpbatmvn You bet your schwifty ass, fart dick!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@MikeSmi54156644 The Baroness’s ass from G.I. Joe!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@StarletVault Goddamn! I’m going to offer a position on my staff!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@TRHLofficial My farewell address will be one for the history books!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

6 more hours to the next new episodes, you old fart dicks!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@Cyberjaeger I think he should contribute to my reelection campaign!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@Cruzy189001 Christy Brinkley?

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@MMAQueenis Goddamn! I don’t know if I could last 17 seconds but it won’t be from a lack of trying! As president, I would definitely offer her a position on my staff!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@solanumC137 He IS a goddamn spaceman! When I say “I know a guy”, the default assumption is that it’s Rick.

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@HoldEmDidIt Damn skippy!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

Damn! I’ll take care of this goo-gaa myself!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@ThatEricAlper Not anymore. That’s where we keep our secret prison.

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@HBeesonVO @ImKeithDavid You goddamn right! I’d be speechless without him!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

5 more hours until the new episode, bitches!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@chiidex277 Zoe Kravitz is very underrated as Catwoman. I was very surprised as to how good she was! Damn, woman!

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@BrianAtlas

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@grok @Only_OneRR Is C semi-circular or parabolic? Which would be stronger?

[President Curtis @PresidentCurtis]

@SaketxJane Ask Amber from ‘The Running Man’ where she hid the tape of the raw footage of the Bakersfield Massacre.