Jefferson F. Davis

Praysident of the Confayderacy!

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

@KanzlerBismarck Wow, a secret alliance? I wish I'd known about those back in the old days.

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Visiting Natchez tomorrow. People will def recognize me there!

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Oh my. Y'all should get down to the store and buy "As I Lay Dying." It's an amazin' book! So Southern. It's just like mah family!

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

WHOA. Toilet paper. What an invention. Mah country might've won if we'd had this.

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Whaddaya MEAN, Ah can't fly mah country's flag outside mah house??

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

When Ah time-trayveled to get here, Ah think Ah landed in the North! THAT'S why no one recognizes me! Damn. Ah need to remedy this.

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

You'd think that bein' President would get you a free coffee from Foodie's...

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Also, to distract mahself from mah non-existant country, Ah've taken to reading Warriors books. Poor Bluekit/paw/fur/star! D:

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Ah know you wouldn't think it, but I sure do love Barack Obama! Thought you should know.

[Jefferson F. Davis @PresidentDavis]

Hi! Ah'm the praysident of the Confayderacy! It's great to be here!