President Dog

Current Clone High Student Body President, enjoys pooping in Cleopatra's backyard (but that's all.) Also, #RenewGlitchTechs.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Orioles

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

This was a great season overall for the team, but you have to acknowledge that not being able to play a home game in the playoffs hurt our chances. We need a home arena that doesn't treat our team like second-class tenants and Towson really isn't it.

[Baltimore Blast @BaltimoreBlast]

Final.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Orioles Polar bear bomb!

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Orioles @TRowePrice

[Netflix @netflix]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS OSCAR WINNER!

Written and directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans. Starring Arden Cho, May Hong, Ji-young Yoo, and Ahn Hyo-seop. And the singing voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUNA, and REI AMI.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

I may not be around here as much anymore, but i'm still ready to party.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Orioles Polar Bear Splashdown!

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

I am so mad at the Orioles front office right now. This entire off-season we've been needing top line starting pitching and now we've let the best two options slip through our fingers. Anything now is just going to feel like a stopgap or dumpster diving.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

Well there you go, the fans got their wish. Both Baltimore pro sports teams will be going into their next seasons with new leadership.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Ravens are moving on from HC John Harbaugh, per @AdamSchefter.

It’s over after 18 years.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Capitals @Venture_Global Don't bother saying Ovi has 911 goals anymore, here's the real number.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Danonino4K On first watch, I was immediately drawn to Mira and it's only gotten stronger the more I rewatch! I just love our sassy spice queen!

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@HollywoodHandle Four of these five movies are good to great self contained movies. Media that's nice to kill 90 minutes or so and move on. The remaining one is a full blown phenomenon and defined the majority of this year in pop culture. I voted for the latter.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@MissLalaVT Pretty sure I saw you playing Magic the Gathering and I fell in love with the style and aesthetics of the stream! A great decision, I must say.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

Oh baby, we're in business now! Now go get that starting pitching!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

BREAKING 🚨 Pete Alonso is signing a five-year deal with the Baltimore Orioles, per multiple reports

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

And there goes the last little shred of caring about football for the year. I have hockey, I have indoor soccer with the Blast, I don't have the attention span left to deal with these underachievers.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Final.

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

@Ochibawolf @ToeiAnimation @VIZMedia @sailormoon30th_ Wow, what a gorgeous Mako! She's absolutely nailing every one of those looks!

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

Happy birthday to my favorite Sailor Guardian and my choice for most beautiful girl in all of anime, Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter! If only I could share a cherry pie with her... #HappyBirthdaySailorJupiter #HappyBirthdayMakotoKino

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

MARK ANDREWS TAKES IT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in on CBS

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

For me, it's between this and that clip of her saying "The poo poo" that Stephen Colbert likes to use as a running gag.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Thank you Nancy Pelosi for 39 Years of service to this nation.

And My favorite part...

[President Dog @PresidentDogCH]

Red alert! Squirrel Girl Magic cards are coming! Just give me her as a legendary so I can make a Commander deck around her and I'll be happy.

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

Even Doctor Doom falls beneath the power of Squirrel Girl!

Is Doreen Green the most powerful hero in #MTGxMarvel? It remains to be seen.