Thandiwe

Fums is an Oil and Gas Magnate who deals in organic oils and gasses herself up for a living. God’s bestfriend, published Author, Lawyer, Overwhelmingly Iconic.

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Before you follow this account, know that I’m obsessed with Jesus and His church. I am loyal to Him at the expense of any and every person (especially myself), label, movement or idea.
I talk about everything that convicts and destroys the flesh. I fiercely support women too…

[You Must Hate APC @ebereobua]

Highest rate of Christian persecution IN THE WORLD but you’re wondering why people are only calling pastors

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Nobody:
Me: Running to ask my siblings for advice at the slightest inconvenience.

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Even I have underestimated how desperately I do not want to speak to people or socialize at this time. Now the small social battery I was managing has run out, and my overconfidence is to blame. 💀

[Ore Nicole @Ore_Nicole]

very important to be weary of people who are in “awe” of you.. that’s all I’m gonna say, there’s a pattern that comes with that behaviour.

[Satoru Gojo @bolu_ay]

Middle belt have been crying for years on hears
You just pretended to be deaf and our leaders kept pretending it didn’t affect them and covered for the ruling party

We are all culpable and you’re lying to yourself

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Is this a joke? 😂

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Who would win in a fight?

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

"We need help, we need security, we are sūffering, bring back our children"

A woman cries out 😭

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

BETTER O! WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

These are the issues. The cars, the staff, the security details, the houses, the flights.

[Abdul Vibes @ab_chikaire]

No, yall treated the crisis in the North as “northern problem” and it is finally happening to you down south.

[Majeek ✨ @MajeekDaniel]

Looool. I remember talking to a brother and he said, "Bro, we will talk tomorrow if the Lord spares our lives." I actually thought he was being too much, but I got to understand better later on.

It may sound funny to you, but yes, that's how Christians talk.

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Lmaooooooooo right????

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

See the way I rejected the in driver that insulted me because I asked him if he had AC and waited for another one and he came without even stressing me, put on his ac, is playing good jams for me and minding his business?

Yeahhh that’s how it gets when you walk away from what does not serve you and wait for the one that will serve you without you having to stress 🤏🏽

[Mark @Marknit0]

You ppl should keep lying to yourself that religious leaders do not control their members.

A whole generation of Deeperlifers didn't watch TV for years because their G.O said so.

Witnesses are dying every other day because their doctrine do not allow blood transfusion. LOL

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

@__ajala ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

The fact that Remi Tinubu is an ordained pastor in RCCG is enough reason to end this conversation
How’s such a person with a questionable character an ordained pastor??
Pls let’s hear word

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

My immediate younger brother is my favourite human in the entire world, but I hardly ever post him anywhere or take him out because that boy moves like a ninja. My sister is the exact opposite, so I take her everywhere. 😂😂

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

My siblings taught me how to love people the way they want to be loved and it has changed my life completely.

[Thandiwe @PresidentFums]

Yeah no. This is not cute. Toxicity is never ever normal. Stop infantilising or romanticizing toxicity in women fgs.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When shawty keeps testing your patience but you genuinely trying to marry her so you just take it