President Hoovs

President of HorseTown.

[President Hoovs @PresidentHoovs]

hi

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this is propaganda!!!

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@rllyhungryhorse @aultainmf @Jellyfishyyy0 im honored sir

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@McHorsegiggle I mean really. Banning them is one thing.. But murder?

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They have no plans for new mothers, and no plans for better quality of life.

Mayor Hoovs out.

[President Hoovs @PresidentHoovs]

I, Mayor Hoovs and @McHorsegiggle ‘s Vice President am coming here to say that you should not vote for Horse With Springs For Legs if you want a better world for horses. Me and my team have done some digging and found said horse’s plans. Open this thread to read all about it.

[horse with springs for legs @horsetron5000]

this is one of the reasons why i — horse with springs for legs — am joining the presidential race after biden’s dropout and planning to eliminate the donkey population. for a better world #votehorsewithspringsforlegs #vote69

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@horsetron5000 plans to raise the price of apples and hay higher than it was when Mr Applehater ruled.. all for their own gain. They plan to ban horses without owners, effectively making horse life at the stables miserable. They also do not have any plans for stability.

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@org_freaky @horsefrom_field @McHorsegiggle @rllyhungryhorse me and @McHorsegiggle

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@bobbypharlap looking mighty fine

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neigh?

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@Fortunate_Horse Good day sir.

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#NewProfilePic

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This is Mayor Hoovs speaking. As your new mayor i will be dropping the hay tax, taking away horse shaped doors, and banning horseshoes.

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This is the mayors assistant speaking. Mayor Neighs was found dead yesterday at 6:37 PM.

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@deadcitizen_ Perhaps. That is a much bigger request. (Yes i will. Effective immediately.)

Mayor Neigh

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@deadcitizen_ I’ll think about it. I have observed a considerable amount of talk of “horse shaped doors”. Would you like me to consider passing a law for them to be added to every house/stable in HorseTown?

Mayor Neigh

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@viviangoombella come to my stable

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Hello law abiding citizens of HorseTown. This is Mayor Neighs speaking. @deadcitizen_ has reported that Pastor Thomas is missing! He was my dear friend. We must come together as a communeighty to find good sir! Mayor Neighs out. #imahorse