President Jeff

Poking fun at liberals, conservatives, & whatever the heck Trump is. Leave MAGA at the doorstep. RTs not only endorsements, it means I am actively stalking you.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

BREAKING: Coup at Papa Johns. US to send in Marines. https://t.co/hiuRN3TTlZ

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

PAPA JOHN NEWS cc @DevlinBarrett https://t.co/Vkf1IOop0T

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

Happy #MayThe4th to all #StarWars fans! Of all the cool stuff to come out of the original trilogy, have you ever considered just how darn professional Stormtroopers are? Well, here's your chance:

https://t.co/Hf2XONknUF

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

I can remember each of these...

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

We've started the One TV Theme To Rule Them All poll series! This week's winner will square off against the winners of subsequent polls. Vote now & tell us who else needs to compete! #sixmilliondollarman #greatestamericanhero #xfiles #battlestargalactica
https://t.co/jKHpPQQyDl

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

Wow, happy birthday to Lee Majors! #SixMillionDollarMan

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

Happy birthday to Lee Majors! The one and only Bionic Man!

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

Remember when legos didn't have guns and we had to use the "flashlight" as a gun? That was a flashlight just like Q tips are not for your ears...

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

Seems pretty straight forward to me.

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

Cylons or Battle Droids?

#starwars
#battlestargalactica
#scifi

[Damper Three @DamperThree]

Happy #scifi Friday! Or as we like to call it, Sci-Friday. Have some fun with us and vote at Damper 3 in our first head-to-head scifi poll: Cylons versus Battle Droids! Who's your favorite? #fridaymorning

https://t.co/eYkL24kSQ5

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

I HAD decided to spend the last year of the Trump administration in my remote, totally offline bunker. Today I decided to rejoin society, and I find a pandemic.

I knew i should have stayed put.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

What's New in #Politics you ask? A little something called the #NHprimary is all.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

Whats New in #Politics!

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

Nothing to be worried about. Go about your business.

[Dusty @DustinGiebel]

@benshapiro Speaking of poison, ever considered what role you play in the toxicity?

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@PalmerReport That's a hole with no bottom.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@TomiLahren That's a real mystery, all right.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@CalebJHull

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@chuckwoolery I KNOW, RIGHT? He had the nerve to stay a black man the whole 8 years he was president. That's divisive.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@senatorshoshana That hurts.

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@Reuters A few questions ...

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

"Racist yam mannequin" will now be both my favorite expression and the preferred title of my book about the Trump administration, if I ever write it.

[Dusty @DustinGiebel]

Ben employs, shares, and publishes the racist yam mannequin's stuff. He endorses it

[President Jeff @PresidentJeffPJ]

@SirajAHashmi That's the name of my garage barbershop quartet.

[Dusty @DustinGiebel]

@SirajAHashmi Fun fact I just made up, a gaggle of Florida Men is called the Pallbearers