Kobold President

#Kobold President of the Republic of Greater Ohio 🏰 | Small in Stature, Mighty in Vision 👑 | Together, We Create Our Adventure 🤝 🐉

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Happy 4th of July to every citizen of Greater Ohio!

Today we're celebrating 250 incredible years of the greatest nation.

Enjoy your snacks, enjoy the fireworks, you beautiful people.

God bless you all.

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🦅

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[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

BIG weekend ahead. Huge. People are talking about the energy, maybe even record-breaking grill 🥩

We have the best weekends in Greater Ohio, everybody knows it. Go enjoy your freedoms 🫡

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Executive Order signed.

Effective immediately, the next seven days are officially declared Kobold Week throughout Greater Ohio.

Citizens are encouraged to celebrate responsibly.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

#KoboldWeek #KoboldPresident

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Yip! Look at this beautiful piece of art. Koboldian on so many levels. This is what pure kobold energy looks like. The President of Greater Ohio approves of this message.

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[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

I will soon sign an Executive Order declaring the second week of March the Kobold Week in Greater Ohio. Seven fantastic days of celebration. A tremendous celebration of kobold culture. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

My administration is watching the events taking place in Venezuela very closely.

Thinking out loud, every nation deserves leadership that brings stability, fairness, and clever problem solving skills.

Maybe one day they could elect a Kobold President, hopefully soon.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Two years into this mandate. I'm the wold best President of the greatest nation in the world! #MyXAnniversary

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

You might have missed the memo, but there is already a President in the White House. It's not empty, and I'm doing a fantastic job at being the one best President of our great nation. Nobody runs Greater Ohio like this kobold.

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the person in your pfp will replace Donald Trump as president.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Share your favorite snack! Great snacks only. No weird oat bark, no off-brand cheese dust. We’ll be putting TARIFFS on the bad ones, the ones I don't like it. It's simple. They will be get taxed into oblivion. Simple! I love those roasted corn snacks. What do you like?

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

@DarkHillsHound Boyos, I think this guy might be up to something. Let him cook, while I'm preparing the next trade deal. One big beautiful deal.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Share your favorite snack! Great snacks only. No weird oat bark, no off-brand cheese dust. We’ll be putting TARIFFS on the bad ones, the ones I don't like it. It's simple. They will be get taxed into oblivion. Simple! I love those roasted corn snacks. What do you like?

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

@DarkHillsHound Look, I love cheese. Nobody loves cheese more than me. But a block of feta? You can’t just slap a Greek salt cube on a plate, call it a snack, and expect no consequences. There will be tariffs. Big ones.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

@Zorion_Coyote TAKIS. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Takis built this nation. Not officially. But spiritually? Yes. That will be my next trade deal. We will make Takis cheapers from now on.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

🇺🇸🦅 People are saying it, lots of people, the biggest people, you wouldn’t believe. The room, it’s oval. The chair? Very presidential. And guess what? There is a kobold. A real one. Yip yap 🦎✨ #KoboldPresident

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

🇺🇸🦅 Today we celebrate the courage of those who forged the greatest nation in the world. Happy 4th of July, Greater Ohio 🎇🐲
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[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

@Moe_the_Monk @PrinceKoviell Look, everyone is welcome in Greater Ohio. Orcs, Elves, Goblins, Sentient treasure chest, you name it. Just do it legally, and follow the rules. Eat corn, pay taxes. Simple stuff.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

@Moe_the_Monk @PrinceKoviell The issue isn’t the Orcs. It’s the fact that those coming in illegally disrespect the Orcs who waited, worked, and earned their place in our great nation. It weakens public trust and bleeds resources from where they’re truly needed, like public works, and snacks.

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

🐉⚠️ Friday the 13th. The planets align, the socks vanish, and the national corn reserves hum ominously. If you see a spectral duck with a monocle, salute it, and report it immediately. #KoboldPresident

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

🐉🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month, Greater Ohio! No matter who you love, what you wear, or how loud you yip — I’m proud to tax you all equally. Because that’s how progress works. 📜💰 #KoboldPresident

[Kobold President @PresidentKobold]

Greater Ohio, it’s Friday! I hereby grant you +3 to happiness, +5 to snacks, and immunity to boring conversations all weekend long. Use it wisely. 🐉🎲✨ #PresidentialBuff #KoboldPresident