Parody President Obiang

I have been called corrupt, dictator, tyrant, megalomaniac, and iron-fisted ruler, but I hope you'll just call me friend. (parody)

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

I keep being asked if I know where Paul Biya is. Look, dictators concern themselves with knowing the exact whereabouts of their citizens, not each other. #Cameroon

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Stealing $6.2m is a slow day where I'm from.

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

Nigeria is seeking three suspects who allegedly stole $6.2m (£4.9m) from the central bank, using the forged signature of then President Muhammadu Buhari.

The suspects are believed to have left Nigeria, prompting the authorities to seek Interpol's help.

https://t.co/ZETuDzHfJN

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Bongo's critics fail to appreciate how hard it is to enjoy US$40 million in foreign real estate when under house arrest in your impoverished country.

[Emmanuel Freudenthal @EmmanFre]

While the #Gabon coup is ongoing, a quick reminder that Ali #Bongo and his clan currently own real estate in the US, Canada and France, worth US$40 millions.

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(properties ownership checked at publication date)

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Africa's Big Men must stand together in times of crisis (for us)!!

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING: African Union suspends Gabon with immediate effect, condemns military coup and demands restoration of government of President Ali Bongo Ondimba

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

There is much corruption in Zimbabwe. But nowhere else in Africa, so please stop looking. 🙏🏿

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

1. International news network, Aljazeera will be broadcasting mind-blowing documentary films in March showing astonishing looting, plunder and laundering in Zimbabwe.

The ZANUPF crooks and their surrogates were filmed undercover for 2 years, as they spoke about how they do it!

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

It's hard to believe I've been this popular for 40+ years...

Election outcomes:
1982: 95.8%
1989: 99%
1996: 97.9%
2002: 97.1%
2009: 95.4%
2016: 93.7%
2022: 94.9%

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

It's hard to believe I've been this popular for 40+ years...

Election outcomes:
1982: 95.8%
1989: 99%
1996: 97.9%
2002: 97.1%
2009: 95.4%
2016: 93.7%
2022: 94.9%

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Am I doing democracy correctly?

[MUGAMBI AMATHI @PHIAMAX]

Equatorial Guinea President Teodoro @PresidentObiang. The world's longest-standing leader will now extend his 43-year reign after winning re-election with 95% in November 20, 2022 election his son is Vice President @nguema_theodore.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

My family has the right to vote early and often. #DictatorRules

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Wishing the other candidates luck in Sunday's presidential election.

They'll need it.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Wishing the other candidates luck in Sunday's presidential election.

They'll need it.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Should I be concerned that my electoral popularity is slipping?
1982: 95.8%
1989: 99%
1996: 97.9%
2002: 97.1%
2009: 95.4%
2016: 93.7%

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

I don't allow my citizens any other choice.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

A real dictator never apologises. #DictatorRules

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

Dear Ugandans, the brotherly people of Kenya, and all East Africans. I greet all of you.
I ask our Kenyan brothers and sisters to forgive us for the tweets sent by General Muhoozi.

Below is my full statement https://t.co/2xQjFNge2G

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Museveni and I have invested heavily in authoritarianism, and look how that's impacted poverty rates in our countries!

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

We would be out of poverty if everyone invested in their best area of understanding like what Balaam Barugahara is doing. I thank Balaam for the passion he has for the country's development & the fight he has launched against poverty. I hope the youth get inspired & emulate him.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

This seems like as good a time as any to point out that I am now the world's longest serving leader.

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

In my country, this behaviour gets you promoted to Vice President. Just ask my son!

[Anneke VanWoudenberg @woudena]

#DRC: After secret videos emerged yesterday showing an advisor to Tshisekedi negotiating a corrupt mining deal, the president's office released this statement. Nothing yet about the advisor being removed from his post pending an investigation. Why? #corruption @CorruptionTue

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Real leaders declare elections null and void before election day, not after. #kenyaelections2022

[Samira Sawlani @samirasawlani]

.@RailaOdinga says election results announced by Wafula Chebukati are null and void.

Rejects results and says will pursue all constitutional and legal options available.
#KenyanElection2022 #KenyaDecides2022

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Staying in power indefinitely is the ultimate African hustle.

Let's hope that @WilliamsRuto has what it takes. #kenyaelections2022

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

When the President of Zimbabwe says he has no doubts a leader will serve his country...

You. Should. Have. Doubts.

[President of Zimbabwe @edmnangagwa]

Congratulations to @WilliamsRuto on his election as the next President of Kenya.

I have no doubt he will serve his country, his people and our continent with distinction 🇿🇼🇰🇪

[Parody President Obiang @PresidentObiang]

Free and fair elections look stressful.

[Geoffrey York @geoffreyyork]

A cliffhanger in Kenya. Latest count from The Nation: