Abdullah Bin Masood 🇵🇰 🇵🇸

Business Analyst, Teacher, former CSR & Android Dev, idiot, smark, pro wrestling fan, guitar/bass nerd, occasional cook, umm....this is hard...person?

[Abdullah Bin Masood 🇵🇰 🇵🇸 @PresidentPanic]

@hj576 @the_desi_dream Where is he living where he has to pay 100-150k in rent and how many families is he feeding with 150k of groceries

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@BradArc40590743 @HumzaYousaf Wrong, I have friends working on cpec projects. Labour and even skilled managerial workers are local

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@Extra_Muan @Frankxyoo Almost a year since this. Still hits the spot

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@CaitlinDoornbos Visit Taxila, the birthplace of Buddhism, the museum is amazing

Visit lok virsa, not just the museum, the whole complex.

Go have food at all the popular places

Visit pindi for pre partition and pre colonial sites if you have strong nerves lol

Go on the margalla trails

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@Shehzad89 First time watching diplomacy happen?

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Lo g delegation war rukwane Aya hai but Ayesha g is concerned about the genitalia of the negotiators..... This is bigger than 🌈 representation 🌈
(It's a spongebob meme not an LG tv reference but if the shoe fits...)

[Ayesha Ijaz Khan @ayeshaijazkhan]

Not a single woman.

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@jstfubrofr I'd give up smartphones completely if she asked

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@mahobili Constant mood

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Fzy @leofzy]

somebody called islamabad's sector E-11 ghareebo ka epstein island wtf 😭😭😭

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@AfiaManzoor1 Teri bhen ki ma ki dadi. Sounds serious, is just a few relations and nothing else

[Syed M. Saad Ahsan @saadahsan]

If JD Vance has a presser planned in Pakistan or anywhere else during the next few days, can some journalist with access ask him about Pakistan's meme game?

Please RT for visibility. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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@zeteo_news Mehdi trying so hard to hide the smoke coming up off his burning pubes

[Ali Aftab Saeed @aliaftabsaeed]

I hope JD Vance apnay ID card ki photocopiyan sath la raha

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@mahobili Reported

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@mahobili Maho g zra joint idhr b yes krwaen, subah subah taarein jurr gai Hain apki 🤣

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@Gujjujalso @zarrar_11PK Witkoff and Kushner are American. Ab EK ek cheez sikhaani parray gi?

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Classic offense minister

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I love how the entirety of Pakistani Twitter is going
"ao na khushbu laga k"
"Han to Kya ghalat bola wo?"
Or
"Aap kon?"

[Prime Minister of Israel @IsraeliPM]

The Prime Minister's Office:

Pakistan Defence Minister’s call for Israel’s annihilation is outrageous. This is not a statement that can be tolerated from any government, especially not from one that claims to be a neutral arbiter for peace.