Presidenté Pence🔹

Parody of the man born to bring the shining atomic light of God's love to His chosen, and melt the heathens into radioactive slag. Tiny #OedipalComplex

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

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"It really sucks to work for him he's really braggadocios" /1 https://t.co/ClF88y22Bw

[Senator Bob Corker @SenBobCorker]

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

On the other hand, a Republican president finally told the CEO of Exxon-Mobile to save energy. Hey, we take our wins where we find them. https://t.co/mXAoGXeZon

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...Save your energy Rex, we'll do what has to be done!

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump Clinton, Bush and Obama kept us out of nuclear war. That's not "failure."

Also, they ALL won the popular vote :-)

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

To all foreign nations: don't put any faith in our @StateDept's promises, because I'll reverse them at any time with a tweet! https://t.co/oTrsEIKpXg

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...Save your energy Rex, we'll do what has to be done!

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump Why talk when we can nuke? What've we got all these bombers for, anyway? We haven't nuked anyone in ages, time to show'em who's boss!

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@SLandinSoCal @realDonaldTrump You don't get to tell us what we're protesting, and we don't need you to tell us what our own anthem represents.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump God yes, VERY important. That will fix the water in Puerto Rico and Flint, plus help derail NK and Iran nuke programs. Maybe fix gays too!

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@VP @POTUS I dare you to tweet without mentioning or linking to POTUS. Keeps you on a short leash, doesn't he? History will inextricably bind you.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@EdKrassen He hates the people they hate. It's not that complicated...just disappointing.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump You wouldn't understand this, but for most people, life is about more than just money. Maybe a moderate Republican can mansplain it to you.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump America wants more than low taxes. We want infrastructure and healthcare and defense, and those cost. Focus on more than just elections.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump Who are you talking to? Republicans have abandoned you, Democrats loathe you, even deep-red Alabama ignores you. Only bots left now...

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@kaitlancollins This is total embarrassment, but it wouldn't have mattered who won the primary...we all lost the Presidency.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @wapo Facebook has never been anti-Trump...I left that platform to GET AWAY from your screaming wretched "deplorables." It's where your kind live.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump What is it with you about changing the rules whenever you lose a game? Maybe you should have studied how the gov't works before running it.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump "If we changed the rules in the last minutes of the game and rotated off some players, we could have won." #TrumpNFL

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump "Spoke to Roy Moore FOR THE FIRST TIME." That shows just how much you cared about Alabama.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump Dude, being lectured by you on "respectful behavior" is like taking etiquette lessons from a drunk chimpanzee with advanced-stage syphilis.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@realDonaldTrump I say this sincerely as a loyal American who has spent years working for both the DoD and NASA, at home and abroad. Go. FUCK. Yourself.

[Presidenté Pence🔹 @PresidentPenceX]

@marcorubio Wow, that's deep, Marco. You've really clarified it all for me.

Now keep your bloody hands off our healthcare.