Theo Epstein

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[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@PWSullivan What a drama queen...maybe it is just him that is angry because he is not able to represent anyone that Theo wants to sign

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@ChampionCubs1 Waiting for what?!? Theo love you as a fan, but not love like the way you feel. As for free agents, Theo doesn't chase the market, the market chases Theo....relax, it will come

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

#EdwinJackson gave up zero runs through 7...zero, about the size of #RyanBraun's base balls #SteroidSideEffects #JustSayNoKids

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

#2014Cubs Theo reveals a secret weapon of #CubsWay...the hair #CarlosVillaneuva #JeffSmardzija http://t.co/Au8BPDLMgV World Series or Bust

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

Grateful #CarlosVillaneuva had great spring..easier to justify starting him than prev decision that he won cuz mustache #StacheCashMoney

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@bobpias still not as bad as #CraneKenney...told him our new ST facility was in Iceland. Dumbass actually went. Haha easier than firing him!

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

One thing Theo loves about ST is it is the time when our dreams can overcome us..like maybe this is the year #DarwinBarney learns how to hit

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

To all the other GMs, my ace pitcher has better hair than your ace pitcher, bwahaha punks #JeffSmardzija

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

One thing that Theo always enjoys is laughin at da Yankees since my #Boston days...Bwahaha #AlexRodriguez is a man child w/ tiny 'roid balls

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@JillDawsonJ Plus, you seem independent...Theo thinks m'lady could buy her own Old Style & watch a better man like #DarwinBarney strike out

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@JillDawsonJ But the judge in #MascotCourt ruled he be castrated & wear no pants when working so he can prove to the kids he’s rehabilitated

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@JillDawsonJ wow it's like u can read my mind. Fine, Theo must confess that ‘tis true that #ClarktheCub is indeed a convicted pedophile :-[

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

FREE CARLOS ZAMBRANO...he's innocent I tell you http://t.co/8WJGF1IkY4

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@rgbenak throw a party w/ all the money we saved from not investing in #Tanaka. Bwahaha Theo's got $$ in da bank suckas, so drinks on me

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

Theo thinks #SammySosa should be in the #HallofFame. When he hit HRs & tapped his fingers to da sky, it was like God had his back like wha

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@AJsPlays Wake the fuck up AJ..spring training is less than 2 months away, its World Series or bust this year...you betta recognize

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@TFroehlig haha or do u worry b/c u just watched Moneyball & it got to ur head? Mellow down sir, Theo's got da money but it's investing time

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@PERKUP50 sorry buddy, Theo has it on good authority that all the steriods he took shrunk his balls. Nope, not on Theo's team...

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

@InTyler_WeTrust bwahaha the same reason why I never fired #CraneKenney..dude is so dumb he humors Theo, even tho he serves no real purpose

[Theo Epstein @PresidentTheo]

Every1 asks Theo about #JeffSmarzdija as if we're crazy & we're gonna trade him. The answer is 100% chance maybe. Deal w/ it & stop whining