Donald J. Trurnp

This is a parody account, just for fun.
DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

Only YOU can save the USA, and prevent hyperinflation, President Trump!

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@0ivankaTrump1 Actually, we're both excellent swimmers.

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@RossyPrime You have been black your entire life, perhaps it was that you were caught breaking the law which resulted in your arrest, Don?

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@Jolie_Miller09 A life preserver, a rope, or anything handy that would help her not to die.

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@StacieGerbyo I'd help him up.

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@MelGibsonEv8o Did you just assume their gender?!
Honestly, what they are wearing now is pretty much spot-on as a repellent for heterosexual men.

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@Travelodge_G He's got my support!

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@Travelodge_G The Constitution still requires a sitting president to have been born here, in the USA, but Nigel was born in Kenya, sorry, Kent, UK, which makes him ineligible. So unless he can forge a long-form Hawaiian birth certificate, Better he should save the UK!

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@Travelodge_G No love for J.D.?

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@Travelodge_G Cum in a girl's mouth ONE TIME without warning, and this is how she rails on about you! Sheesh.

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@Travelodge_G Of course I do. This is a very strange way to ask me for confirmation, I must admit... It looks more like a poll?

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@Travelodge_G Honestly, we've had some good conversations, and he's not dogmatic about the "Net Zero" madness his predecessors pandered to, so we'll see!

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@Travelodge_G They should apply for legal status, self-deport to wherever is convenient for them outside our borders, and then return legitimately once their application is approved! Easy-peasey!

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@Travelodge_G Evidence!

Zohran Mamdani is proof-positive of everything people need to understand about the dangers of Communism (euphemistically generically rebranded as "Democratic Socialism") and Islamic Colonization, and thankfully he's exposing these things promptly and publicly!

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@Travelodge_G After her prison sentence concludes, that would be my preference.

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@Travelodge_G There's no option for 1000%?

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@TW_Research07 I believe I don't poll well amongst FAKE NEWS acceptors. CNN seems to be preeminent amongst FAKE NEWS purveyors, as everyone knows.

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You really can't make this up

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@Sassafrass_84 That the individual in the photo would imagine they had the option is, honestly, bewildering!

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@USA69574807915 The First Amendment supersedes this, forbidding the Government from favoring any religion over others. Everyone is welcome to follow their own personal codes under the very same laws.

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@DavidJHarrisJr SCOTUS cannot allow any such law to stand, on First Amendment grounds, and @nickshirleyy supporters would step up immediately to sponsor his legal defense!