President Of Puerto Rico

Parody Account.
Nothing said here is fact checked.

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

I got a massive hangover, I'm going to sleep for about a month. Wake me up when you bitches stop eating rat's ass. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Do monks accept online applications or do I have to show up to the temple unscheduled? I'll just send an email ethereally.

May the 4th be with you. I am one with the 4th, and the 4th is with me. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

MIA's career went up in flames faster than paper planes. 🥱

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

At the Kid Cudi concert with MIA she started randomly started talking about how she’s a Republican & how at that concert there’s probably a bunch of illegals that she’s having to play too. People started booing her & quite a few left & asked for a refund.She ended her career.

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Skeet Jenny got mocked so hard, he started a podcast. 🥱

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

The left has a violence problem. Silence is not an option.

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

You are what you eat, like that CEO swallowin' meat. She's everyone's balls. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

If Charlie Squirts, you know Erika Squirts too. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Scott "The Rot" Phlegmings is a loose pussy whore. Tyfyattm. - PPR 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Smear on your greasepaint from the center of the circle jerk and get back to flippin' your flapjacks. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Bitch built like a hunchback, you won't catch me at a Cuckfest premiere. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Trump robbin' taxpayers everyday like:

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Not him trying to involve her in his foolery 🤣

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Being on a list of pedophiles is not a flex. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

You bitches ain't doing anything impactful, never have and probably never will, I'M the one who gave it an impact. You're merely a speck of lintshit in the middle of a dust bunny. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Cunther Feebleman always be tryna overcompensate for being a gay inbred, the soggy biscuit surrounded by the little prick clique. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Womp Womp

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Erika Kirk seemingly addresses the Druski viral skit

“I have comedians dressing up in whiteface”

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Can't spell deity without D.E.I. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

If you find yourself defending pedophilia, you're a Con Rep. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

LAURA GROOMING THE BOYS, LAURA GROOMING THE GIRLS!!! 🗣️👐 quite frankly

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

How can I lose something that was never mine? You're for the streets, not a prize to be celebrated. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

Imagine how much of a slimy, low-life, bottom-feeding scum you have to be to spread lies for money.
Now imagine being excited for the death of your colleague because you're getting paid for it. That's why they'll always be filthy MAGAts, deserving of the most gruesome deaths. 🥱

[President Of Puerto Rico @PresidenteDePR]

There's nothing more alpha than fighting to be a bunker bitch. 🥱