Preslie

a little sweet, a little savage

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

@TaraBull808 I’m a dental hygienist in Washington!

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

@JillyluvsRoyals Yeah like what are they going to do? Not let me out? Ok saw

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

I take great pride in never stepping foot in a top golf or an escape room.

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

@JillyluvsRoyals I just think I’d rather do anything else on this earth

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

Three vodka redbulls in, who need their baby daddy strangled

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

Limewire tore up every computer in North America. No ban.

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

Not someone from China saying “so you guys basically rent your whole life” when talking about American property taxes. Lmao YA

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Average Trump voter

[Preslie @Preslieeeee]

The way my brain works is if i see a couple, with todays dating scene, i think there’s a 90% chance the girl has no standards

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Jesus

[Ashandy @AshandyTemi]

Loving a man at his lowest doesn't guarantee your spot when he's at his best.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

they banning apps but not guns and explosives? mfs worried about the wrong tiktok

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Someone said it's like losing the town drunk and I was crying

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

after a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It’s a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

I’m quickly discovering how nobody is better at roasting Americans than the Chinese 😂

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

shut up in 4k

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

unfortunately, it is a bad bitch canon event to realize the man you’re with is actually jealous of you.