Some Guy

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, Sean! Parody account... not the real douche recently hired by the orange douchemaster

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

Lindsey Graham would trade in his Senate badge tomorrow for the chance to be First Lady.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨CALL TO ACTIVISM ALERT

History will forever remember Senator Lisa Murkowski as either deciding vote that stripped 11.6 MILLION people from their health insurance - or the person who saved it.

Her donor is @tridentseafoods. Share this so they tell Sen. Murkowski to vote NO!

[ADAM @AdameMedia]

🚨 Sen. Lindsey Graham is accused of 'having sex with gay sex workers'

Gay Porn star Sean Harding accused Lindsey Graham of hiring gay sex workers.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 MATT GAETZ TEXTS EXPOSED MID-FLIGHT - AND THEY’RE UNHINGED

A passenger allegedly sitting behind Matt Gaetz caught a full view of his screen - and he was texting someone saved as “Mom.”

Here’s what the leaked messages revealed:

“Iran’s nuclear program posed no threat to the U.S.
North Korea’s actually does.”

“Iran has been 3 months away from nukes since 1992.”

“They had surrendered their ICBM program in 2003.”

“They have done no R&D on its reentry capability.”

“Clinton had a good Iran policy.”

“I’ll move to my fully paid for condo in paradise 🇮🇱.”

“I’m a happily married man with a son on the way, two penthouse condos, a 1:1 real estate asset to debt ratio, and $500k in my bank account cash.
I guess I’ll keep hitting it till I die.”

*Not verified yet… but how many people drop foreign policy takes to “Mom” mid-flight?

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@RobSchneider This aged well

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

I stand with @TerryMoran.

Who’s with me? 🙋🏾‍♂️

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Jeff Bezos has once again caved to Donald Trump and will not list the increased prices caused by Trump’s tariffs on Amazon.

RETWEET if you think @JeffBezos is a coward!

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Just incredible

[Acyn @Acyn]

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@VP This aged well

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I literally watched this 11 times and I can’t stop.

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

Welp….. 🤭

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@elonmusk I can just imagine how much trouble your autocorrect gave you while trying to draft this post.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Canadians are sharing this Video on X with the hashtag #ourLeaderIsSmarterThanYours

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@brithume He’s a dick, Brit!

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@brianstelter Amazon porn… that’s Prime!

[Some Guy @PressSecMooch]

@RonFilipkowski Bezos’ finally getting into the porn game… that’s Prime!!

[Michael Wolff @MichaelWolffNYC]

What Jeffrey Epstein told me about Donald Trump—all the secrets

https://t.co/MAqNQAxI7e

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

CNN: New footage has just emerged of Mike Johnson saying he and Trump will try to repeal the Affordable Care Act if he wins, which would rip away health care from millions

[Alien Super Show @aliensupershow]

we asked AI for an ACCURATE depiction of Trump ACTUALLY working at McDonald's
@MeidasTouch