Master Roshi

☮️ and 🙏🏾 Co-Host of Respect it Or Check it. Pray a lot but I’m down to box

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Apparently the Asian girls on TikTok are mad at black folks for putting too much sriracha in the pho…. Baby you better be glad I’m not throwing Tony’s creole seasoning in that mf.

[Maegz 🇧🇷 @egghead3am]

"ringworm"

Gregory:

#AbbottElementary

[⚜️ @__AquaMan]

When Morris Chestnut fell asleep and Bow Wow hadda drive back to the telly in Like Mike

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

Lucky that’s all the lil boy got. I’m not sayin he shoulda beat the kid ass but we gotta stop this notion kids can do whateva with no consequences

[Joshua Neal @joshuaneall]

Repetitive conversations full of empty promises 😪😪….listen. Bet on yourself and have tunnel vision. Stay in your lane, ain’t no traffic in it.

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

When I get annoyed I just get quiet cuz I ain’t tryna say somethin too outlandish and hurt feelings

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

@DeniseDraco Thank you cousin 🙏🏾

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

30 piece. Shits a blessing fr

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

Y’all relationships fail cause you won’t change/alter anything about yourself.

You’d rather the relationship fail if that meant you would have to be held accountable.

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

“Either you play the game or let the game play you and be that broke mf talking bout I stayed true”

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

You know you fucked up when ya own people glad you got the breaks beat off you

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Who is she? 😭 https://t.co/6tMiLB96hg

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

And if a nigga with no money shouldn’t be dating, why is a woman who short on her bills every month giving her number out

[Here To Not Get Fined @Parkour_Lewis]

Just seen a tweet with “Sea Murda” and that is easily the best 🤣

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Jim Ross reporting live from Montgomery, Alabama...

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

I don’t hate Fat Joe because of his music or anything…

This is why I hate Fat Joe… IYKYK

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Nobody:

Twitter watching Spence get cooked for 30 minutes: https://t.co/GBWvoKP1O3

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

@shleighnara Ima roll over and tell his mama this why you shoulda swallowed

[Master Roshi @Presteej_]

Definitely celebrating for the next couple days!